Don’t you just hate it how sometimes someone’s blog post can get you searching for something (in my case it was a quote from Austin Powers 2 that I could only partially recall) and you come across something that makes you eyes jump out?
Yep. Me too. But a list I found of different names for male genitalia is just shocking in it’s completeness (I could only find a Google cache, so I’ll copy the list here for posterity).
I must have led a very sheltered life up to know to only know around a dozen or so of these references… So, for those of you who have covered sexual education in school – here’s a list of 2062 synonyms for ‘that part’ of a man:
- CP: Circumcised Penis (A Penis which has had the foreskin removed via Circumcision)
- EP: Erect Penis
- FP: Flaccid or impotent Penis
- F : Foreskin
- G : Genitals
- GP: Glans Penis (The rounded, gland-like head of the penis)
- LP: Large Penis/Male with a large penis
- P : Penis
- PH: Pubic Hair (The hair around the scrotum and base of the penis)
- S : Scrotum
- T : Testicles (Where Sperm is produced)
- UP: Uncircumcised Penis (A Penis complete with the foreskin)
- UM: Urethral Meatus (The opening at the tip of the penis to allow the passage of both urine and semen)
That’s the definitions, now for the list itself:
- 3-4-2-5 (P)
- 4-11-44 (P)
- a bit of stiff (EP)
- Aaron’s rod (P)
- abominable pants worm (P)
- Abraham (P)
- accordion (P)
- accoutrements (G)
- ace (P)
- ace poker (P)
- acorn (GP)
- acorns (T)
- acucullus (CP)
- adamantine organon (EP)
- Adams arsenal (G)
- Adam’s dagger (P)
- Adam’s whip (P)
- affair (G)
- agate (P)
- all-beef sausage (P)
- all forlorn (EP)
- allsbay (T)
- almond (P)
- almond rock (P)
- almond rock candy (GP)
- amblyopic organ (P)
- angle (P)
- animated ivory (P)
- anteater (P)
- apparatus (P)
- apparatus urogenitalis (G)
- appendage (P)
- appropriate member (P)
- apricots (T)
- arbor vitae (P)
- arm (P)
- arm of love (P)
- armored division (P)
- arrow (P)
- arse-opener (P)
- arse worm (P)
- arse-wedge (P)
- arser (P)
- artillerie de Cupidon (P)
- artillerie de Venus (P)
- ass-opener (P)
- ass-wedge (P)
- auger (P)
- auxiliaries (G)
- baby (P)
- baby beef (P)
- baby-grinder (P)
- baby-maker (P)
- baby-makers (T)
- babys arm (P/LP)
- baby’s forarm (P/LP)
- Bacchus march (EP)
- back wheels (T)
- bacon (P)
- bacon bazooka (P)
- badger (P)
- bag (S)
- bag-filler (P)
- bag of fruits (S)
- bag of tricks (S)
- bagadga (P)
- baggage (T/G)
- baggette (P)
- bagpipes (G)
- bags (T)
- bald eagle (G)
- bald-headed candidate (P/CP/GP)
- bald-headed hermit (P/CP/GP)
- bald-headed mouse (P/CP/GP)
- bald-headed rat (P/CP/GP)
- bald man (P)
- ball bag (S)
- ball sack (S)
- Balkans (T)
- Ballarat (EP)
- ball bag (S)
- ball basket (S)
- ball sack (S)
- ballock bag (S)
- ballocks (T)
- balls (T)
- balls and bat (G)
- baloney (P)
- baloney pony (P)
- bamboo stick (P)
- banana (P)
- banana skin (F)
- band-member (P)
- banger (P)
- bangers (T)
- bangles (T)
- banjo string (P)
- bannocks (T)
- bar (P)
- bar on (EP)
- barge pole (P)
- basket (G)
- basketful of meat (G)
- bat (P)
- bat and balls (G)
- baton (P)
- batter (LP)
- battering piece (P)
- battering ram (P)
- battlefat (P)
- bauble (P)
- baubles (T)
- bawbles (T)
- bayonet (EP)
- baz (PH)
- bazooka (P)
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- BD drill (P)
- beak (P)
- bean (P)
- bean pods (T)
- bean pole (P)
- bean-shooter (P)
- bean-tosser (P)
- beard-splitter (P)
- beating tool (P)
- beaver cleaver (P)
- beaver lever (P)
- bed flute (P)
- Beecham’s pills (T)
- beef (P)
- beef bayo with extra mayo (P)
- beef bayonet (P)
- beef jerky (P)
- beef stick (P)
- beef whistle (P)
- beer can (P/L)
- bell (P)
- bell-end (of the penis) (GP)
- bell-rope (P)
- bell-swagged (P)
- belly bristles (PH)
- belly ruffian (P)
- belly thicket (PH)
- belly-whiskers (PH)
- belongings (G)
- below the navel (G)
- belt buster (P)
- bent dick (FP)
- bent stick (FP)
- berries (T)
- best friend (P)
- best leg of three (P)
- best part (of a male/man) (P)
- Bethlehem Steel (EP)
- bicho (P)
- big bamboo (P)
- big Ben (P)
- big bird (P)
- big bite (P)
- big brother (P)
- big daddy (P)
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- big fella (P)
- Big Foot Joe (LP)
- big head (P)
- big hunk of meat (P)
- Big Jim and the twins (G)
- big one (P)
- big piece of meat (P)
- big red (P)
- big wand (P)
- bilbo (P)
- billiards (T)
- billy (P)
- billy and doo (G)
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- bingey (P)
- biological reaction (EP)
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- bird (P)
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- bishop (P)
- bishop’s miter (GP)
- bit of beef (G)
- bit of hard (EP)
- bit of stiff (EP)
- biteful (P)
- bits (G)
- black limo (P)
- black pencil (P)
- black snake (P)
- blackjack (P)
- blade (P)
- blanket stiff (P)
- blind (P)
- blind as a boiled turnip (UP)
- Blind Bob (P)
- blind buckler (P)
- blind meat (UP)
- blind piece (P)
- blinds (F)
- blood-breaker (P)
- blow pop (P)
- blow stick (P)
- blowtorch (P)
- bludgeon (P)
- blue steeler (EP)
- blue thimble (P)
- blue vein (EP)
- blue-veined custard chucker (P)
- blue-veined junket pump(er) (P)
- blue-veined hooligan (P)
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- blue-veined throbber (P)
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- blue veiner (EP)
- blunt end (P)
- bobblers (T)
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- bobby-dangler (P)
- bobbys anorak (F)
- bobby’s helmet (GP)
- bobstay (P)
- bobtail (P)
- bodkin (P)
- body’s captain (P)
- bogga (G)
- bomhead (GP)
- bonbons (T)
- bone (P/EP)
- bone in the leg (EP)
- bone-on (EP)
- bone phone (P)
- bone-up (EP)
- boneless appendage (of the male) (P)
- boneless fish (P)
- boneless stiff (P)
- boner (P/EP)
- boneroni (P)
- bonfire (P)
- bonk-on (EP)
- booboos (T)
- boss and his two helpers (G)
- botuliform genital pendant of the male (P)
- bow (P)
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- boy (P)
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- bozack (S)
- branch (P)
- brat-getter (P)
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- Brown Joe (P)
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- buddy (P)
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- bulge (EP)
- bullets (T)
- bullish (P)
- bulp (GP)
- bum balls (T)
- bum tickler (P)
- bun puncher (P)
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- bung (P)
- burrito (P)
- bush (PH)
- bush beater (P)
- bush whacker (P)
- business (G)
- buster (P)
- butcher (P/LP)
- butt basher (P)
- butt smasher (P)
- butterfinger (P)
- button buster (P)
- button mushroom (P)
- button-short (P)
- buttonhole worker (P)
- BVH (P)
- cafe curtains (F)
- camel complaint (EP)
- Canadian bacon (UP)
- canary (P)
- candle (P)
- candy (P)
- candy cane (P)
- candy stick (P)
- cannon (P)
- captain (P)
- Captain Hard (EP)
- Captain Hightop the Love Commander (P)
- Captain Hogseye (P)
- Captain One-Eye (P)
- Captain Picard (P)
- Captain Standish (EP)
- carnal member (P)
- carnal part (P)
- carnal parts (G)
- carnal stump (P)
- carrot (P)
- carry a big stick (LP)
- cartes (P)
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- cartso (P)
- cartzo (P)
- catso (P)
- catzo (P)
- Casey (P)
- cavalier (UP)
- cavity probe (P)
- change purse (UP)
- chanticleer (P)
- charger (P)
- Charles the Bald (P)
- charleys (T)
- charlies (T)
- chaud (P)
- cheesy bell-end (GP)
- cheesy bunnet (P)
- cheesy wheelbarrow (P)
- cherry birch (P)
- cherry picker (P)
- cherry splitter (P)
- chestnuts (T)
- chicken mc nuggets (T)
- chicken neck (UP)
- chibi (P)
- child-getter (P)
- chimney-stopper (P)
- chingus (P)
- chink-stopper (P)
- choad (P)
- chode (P)
- choker (LP)
- chones (T)
- chooza (P)
- chopped cock (CP)
- chopper (P)
- Chris Hardwick (P)
- Christ and two apostles (G)
- Christmas crakers (T)
- christener (P)
- chub (P)
- chubby (P/EP)
- chuckies (T)
- chull (P)
- chum (P)
- chunky monkey (P)
- chutney ferret (P)
- cinnamon stick (P)
- clappers (T)
- clava (P)
- cleat (GP)
- clipped dick (CP)
- club (P)
- cluster (P)
- cobbs (T)
- cobs (T)
- cobblers (T)
- cobbler’s awls (T)
- cobbler’s stall (T)
- cobra (P)
- cock (P)
- cock of death (P)
- cock-on (EP)
- cock-stand (EP)
- cockaroony (P)
- cocked (EP)
- cocked gun (EP)
- cockhead (GP)
- cockknuckle (cock knuckle) (GP)
- cockles (T)
- cockoroony (P)
- cockroach (P)
- cockstand (EP)
- cocktus erectus (P)
- cocky (P/LP)
- coconuts (T)
- cod (S)
- codpiece (P)
- cods (T)
- coffee stalls (T)
- cojones (T)
- cold meat (FP)
- cold pig (FP)
- Colleen Bawn (EP)
- come factories (T)
- command module (GP)
- Compass of the Netherland (P)
- concern (P)
- concrete donkey (EP)
- conkers (T)
- cookies (G)
- coolies (T)
- copper stick (P/EP)
- coral branch (P)
- corker (P)
- corn beef cudgel (P)
- corpuscle (P)
- Corsican (P)
- cory (P)
- coupler (P)
- coupling bat (P)
- crab ladder (P)
- crack a fat (EP)
- crack hunter (P)
- crackerjacks (T)
- cracking tool (P)
- cracksman (P)
- crank (P)
- crankshaft (P)
- cranny hunter (P)
- cream crackers (T)
- cream-stick (P)
- credentials (G)
- cremorne (P)
- crimson chitterling (P)
- crimson crowbar (P/EP)
- crook (P)
- crotch (G)
- crotch cartilage (P)
- crotch cobra (P)
- crotch rocket (P)
- crowbar (P)
- crowd pleaser (P)
- crown jewels (G/T)
- crumpet-trumpet (P)
- cuckoo (P)
- cucumber (P/LP)
- cullions (T)
- culls (T)
- culty-gun (P)
- cum factories (T)
- cum slinger (P)
- cunny-catcher (P)
- cunt-stabber (P)
- cunt-stand (EP)
- cunt-sticker (P)
- cunt-stirrer (P)
- cunt-stretcher (EP)
- Cupid’s torch (EP)
- curls (PH)
- curlies (PH)
- curly hairs (PH)
- curtains (F)
- custard-chucker (P)
- cut out to be a gentleman (CP)
- cut out to be a man (CP)
- cutlass (P)
- cuts (T)
- Cyclops (P)
- daddy longdick (P)
- daddy bag (S)
- daddy mack (P)
- dagger (P)
- damsons (T)
- dang (P)
- dangers (G/T)
- dangle (P)
- dangle-dong (P)
- dangler (LP/FP)
- danglers (T)
- dangling participle(s) (P/G)
- dart (of love) (P)
- dawn horn (EP)
- dead lizard (FP)
- dead meat (FP)
- dead rabbit (FP)
- dead soldier (FP)
- dead stick (FP)
- dead worm (FP)
- deadwood (FP)
- dear morsel (P)
- dearest member (P)
- delight of women (P)
- derrick (P)
- devil (P)
- diamond cutter (P)
- diamonds (T)
- dibble (P)
- dick (P)
- dick butkiss (P)
- dick-tator (P)
- dick up (EP)
- dick wheat (PH)
- dickery-dock (P)
- Dickie (Dicky; Dickey) (P)
- Dickie and the boys (G)
- dickory dock (P)
- dicky (P)
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- digitis erectus (EP)
- dill (P)
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- dimple-dick (P)
- ding (P)
- ding-a-ling (P)
- ding-dangs (T)
- ding-dong (P)
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- dingbat (P)
- dingbats (G)
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- dingle-dangle (P/FP)
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- divining rod (P/EP)
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- dolphin (FL)
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- donkey (LP)
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- doodle (P/FP)
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- down below (G)
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- drapes (F)
- dribble-cock (P)
- driving post (P)
- drooper (FP)
- drooping member (FP)
- dropping member (FP)
- droopy (FP)
- drumstick (P)
- ducky-bird (P)
- dummy (P)
- dust cover for the cunt (P)
- dusters (T)
- dydus (P)
- eager pleaser (P)
- eel (P)
- eggs (in the basket) (T)
- eggwhite cannon (P)
- ejac vac (P)
- eleventh finger (P)
- Elmer Pudd (P)
- end (GP)
- enemy (P)
- engine (P)
- engine of love (P)
- English sentry (EP)
- enob (P)
- equipment (G)
- erected spermapositor (EP)
- erectile urogenital appendage (P)
- erectio penis (EP)
- erectivation (EP)
- Eric Shun (EP)
- essentials (G)
- everlasting gobstopper (P)
- extra digit (P)
- extra skin (F)
- eye dropper (P)
- eye-hole (UM)
- eye-opener (P)
- eye of the Bishop (UM)
- fags toothbrush (P)
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- family jewels (T/G)
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- figs (T)
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- firm worm (P/EP)
- first leg of three (P)
- fish stick (P)
- fixed bayonet (EP)
- flack (T)
- flag (EP)
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- flap-doodle (flapdoodle) (P/FP)
- flapper (P/FP)
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Now THAT is some penile dedication!
Okay, I knew there were a lot – Jasper Carrott recited at least 50 at a recent stand-up event, along with words for ‘breasts’ and ‘arse’ – but 2062 is going a little over the top. I’ll have to look out for any omissions
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Hey, what is the part of the body called between your butt hole and your balls?
It’s your perianum.
They forgot “soldier”, “toysoldier” etc.
Working as a nurse , I found the men in norfolk referred to their “utensils” (G)
YA DICK!! hehe
Thank You !!...