Weird: Male Genitalia

December 11th, 2002 by Richy C. Leave a reply »

[Male Genitalia]Don’t you just hate it how sometimes someone’s blog post can get you searching for something (in my case it was a quote from Austin Powers 2 that I could only partially recall) and you come across something that makes you eyes jump out?

Yep. Me too. But a list I found of different names for male genitalia is just shocking in it’s completeness (I could only find a Google cache, so I’ll copy the list here for posterity).

I must have led a very sheltered life up to know to only know around a dozen or so of these references… So, for those of you who have covered sexual education in school – here’s a list of 2062 synonyms for ‘that part’ of a man:

  • CP: Circumcised Penis (A Penis which has had the foreskin removed via Circumcision)
  • EP: Erect Penis
  • FP: Flaccid or impotent Penis
  • F : Foreskin
  • G : Genitals
  • GP: Glans Penis (The rounded, gland-like head of the penis)
  • LP: Large Penis/Male with a large penis
  • P : Penis
  • PH: Pubic Hair (The hair around the scrotum and base of the penis)
  • S : Scrotum
  • T : Testicles (Where Sperm is produced)
  • UP: Uncircumcised Penis (A Penis complete with the foreskin)
  • UM: Urethral Meatus (The opening at the tip of the penis to allow the passage of both urine and semen)

That’s the definitions, now for the list itself:

  1. 3-4-2-5 (P)
  2. 4-11-44 (P)
  3. a bit of stiff (EP)
  4. Aaron’s rod (P)
  5. abominable pants worm (P)
  6. Abraham (P)
  7. accordion (P)
  8. accoutrements (G)
  9. ace (P)
  10. ace poker (P)
  11. acorn (GP)
  12. acorns (T)
  13. acucullus (CP)
  14. adamantine organon (EP)
  15. Adams arsenal (G)
  16. Adam’s dagger (P)
  17. Adam’s whip (P)
  18. affair (G)
  19. agate (P)
  20. all-beef sausage (P)
  21. all forlorn (EP)
  22. allsbay (T)
  23. almond (P)
  24. almond rock (P)
  25. almond rock candy (GP)
  26. amblyopic organ (P)
  27. angle (P)
  28. animated ivory (P)
  29. anteater (P)
  30. apparatus (P)
  31. apparatus urogenitalis (G)
  32. appendage (P)
  33. appropriate member (P)
  34. apricots (T)
  35. arbor vitae (P)
  36. arm (P)
  37. arm of love (P)
  38. armored division (P)
  39. arrow (P)
  40. arse-opener (P)
  41. arse worm (P)
  42. arse-wedge (P)
  43. arser (P)
  44. artillerie de Cupidon (P)
  45. artillerie de Venus (P)
  46. ass-opener (P)
  47. ass-wedge (P)
  48. auger (P)
  49. auxiliaries (G)
  50. baby (P)
  51. baby beef (P)
  52. baby-grinder (P)
  53. baby-maker (P)
  54. baby-makers (T)
  55. babys arm (P/LP)
  56. baby’s forarm (P/LP)
  57. Bacchus march (EP)
  58. back wheels (T)
  59. bacon (P)
  60. bacon bazooka (P)
  61. badger (P)
  62. bag (S)
  63. bag-filler (P)
  64. bag of fruits (S)
  65. bag of tricks (S)
  66. bagadga (P)
  67. baggage (T/G)
  68. baggette (P)
  69. bagpipes (G)
  70. bags (T)
  71. bald eagle (G)
  72. bald-headed candidate (P/CP/GP)
  73. bald-headed hermit (P/CP/GP)
  74. bald-headed mouse (P/CP/GP)
  75. bald-headed rat (P/CP/GP)
  76. bald man (P)
  77. ball bag (S)
  78. ball sack (S)
  79. Balkans (T)
  80. Ballarat (EP)
  81. ball bag (S)
  82. ball basket (S)
  83. ball sack (S)
  84. ballock bag (S)
  85. ballocks (T)
  86. balls (T)
  87. balls and bat (G)
  88. baloney (P)
  89. baloney pony (P)
  90. bamboo stick (P)
  91. banana (P)
  92. banana skin (F)
  93. band-member (P)
  94. banger (P)
  95. bangers (T)
  96. bangles (T)
  97. banjo string (P)
  98. bannocks (T)
  99. bar (P)
  100. bar on (EP)
  101. barge pole (P)
  102. basket (G)
  103. basketful of meat (G)
  104. bat (P)
  105. bat and balls (G)
  106. baton (P)
  107. batter (LP)
  108. battering piece (P)
  109. battering ram (P)
  110. battlefat (P)
  111. bauble (P)
  112. baubles (T)
  113. bawbles (T)
  114. bayonet (EP)
  115. baz (PH)
  116. bazooka (P)
  117. bazooka shooter (P)
  118. BD drill (P)
  119. beak (P)
  120. bean (P)
  121. bean pods (T)
  122. bean pole (P)
  123. bean-shooter (P)
  124. bean-tosser (P)
  125. beard-splitter (P)
  126. beating tool (P)
  127. beaver cleaver (P)
  128. beaver lever (P)
  129. bed flute (P)
  130. Beecham’s pills (T)
  131. beef (P)
  132. beef bayo with extra mayo (P)
  133. beef bayonet (P)
  134. beef jerky (P)
  135. beef stick (P)
  136. beef whistle (P)
  137. beer can (P/L)
  138. bell (P)
  139. bell-end (of the penis) (GP)
  140. bell-rope (P)
  141. bell-swagged (P)
  142. belly bristles (PH)
  143. belly ruffian (P)
  144. belly thicket (PH)
  145. belly-whiskers (PH)
  146. belongings (G)
  147. below the navel (G)
  148. belt buster (P)
  149. bent dick (FP)
  150. bent stick (FP)
  151. berries (T)
  152. best friend (P)
  153. best leg of three (P)
  154. best part (of a male/man) (P)
  155. Bethlehem Steel (EP)
  156. bicho (P)
  157. big bamboo (P)
  158. big Ben (P)
  159. big bird (P)
  160. big bite (P)
  161. big brother (P)
  162. big daddy (P)
  163. big dipper (P)
  164. big fella (P)
  165. Big Foot Joe (LP)
  166. big head (P)
  167. big hunk of meat (P)
  168. Big Jim and the twins (G)
  169. big one (P)
  170. big piece of meat (P)
  171. big red (P)
  172. big wand (P)
  173. bilbo (P)
  174. billiards (T)
  175. billy (P)
  176. billy and doo (G)
  177. billy club (P)
  178. bingey (P)
  179. biological reaction (EP)
  180. biological response (EP)
  181. bird (P)
  182. bird’s eggs (T)
  183. bishop (P)
  184. bishop’s miter (GP)
  185. bit of beef (G)
  186. bit of hard (EP)
  187. bit of stiff (EP)
  188. biteful (P)
  189. bits (G)
  190. black limo (P)
  191. black pencil (P)
  192. black snake (P)
  193. blackjack (P)
  194. blade (P)
  195. blanket stiff (P)
  196. blind (P)
  197. blind as a boiled turnip (UP)
  198. Blind Bob (P)
  199. blind buckler (P)
  200. blind meat (UP)
  201. blind piece (P)
  202. blinds (F)
  203. blood-breaker (P)
  204. blow pop (P)
  205. blow stick (P)
  206. blowtorch (P)
  207. bludgeon (P)
  208. blue steeler (EP)
  209. blue thimble (P)
  210. blue vein (EP)
  211. blue-veined custard chucker (P)
  212. blue-veined junket pump(er) (P)
  213. blue-veined hooligan (P)
  214. blue-veined piccolo (P)
  215. blue-veined steak (P)
  216. blue-veined throbber (P)
  217. blue-veined trumpet (P)
  218. blue veiner (EP)
  219. blunt end (P)
  220. bobblers (T)
  221. bobbles (T)
  222. bobby-dangler (P)
  223. bobbys anorak (F)
  224. bobby’s helmet (GP)
  225. bobstay (P)
  226. bobtail (P)
  227. bodkin (P)
  228. body’s captain (P)
  229. bogga (G)
  230. bomhead (GP)
  231. bonbons (T)
  232. bone (P/EP)
  233. bone in the leg (EP)
  234. bone-on (EP)
  235. bone phone (P)
  236. bone-up (EP)
  237. boneless appendage (of the male) (P)
  238. boneless fish (P)
  239. boneless stiff (P)
  240. boner (P/EP)
  241. boneroni (P)
  242. bonfire (P)
  243. bonk-on (EP)
  244. booboos (T)
  245. boss and his two helpers (G)
  246. botuliform genital pendant of the male (P)
  247. bow (P)
  248. bowsprit (P)
  249. boy (P)
  250. boy toy (P)
  251. bozack (S)
  252. branch (P)
  253. brat-getter (P)
  254. broom handle (P)
  255. bristle up (EP)
  256. broomstick (P)
  257. Brown Joe (P)
  258. bruiser (P)
  259. brush (P)
  260. bubbly jack (P)
  261. bubbly jock (P)
  262. bubus (T)
  263. bucking bronco (P)
  264. Buckinger’s boot (V)
  265. buddy (P)
  266. buffing stick (P)
  267. bug-fucker (P)
  268. bugle (P)
  269. bulge (EP)
  270. bullets (T)
  271. bullish (P)
  272. bulp (GP)
  273. bum balls (T)
  274. bum tickler (P)
  275. bun puncher (P)
  276. bun spreader (P)
  277. bung (P)
  278. burrito (P)
  279. bush (PH)
  280. bush beater (P)
  281. bush whacker (P)
  282. business (G)
  283. buster (P)
  284. butcher (P/LP)
  285. butt basher (P)
  286. butt smasher (P)
  287. butterfinger (P)
  288. button buster (P)
  289. button mushroom (P)
  290. button-short (P)
  291. buttonhole worker (P)
  292. BVH (P)
  293. cafe curtains (F)
  294. camel complaint (EP)
  295. Canadian bacon (UP)
  296. canary (P)
  297. candle (P)
  298. candy (P)
  299. candy cane (P)
  300. candy stick (P)
  301. cannon (P)
  302. captain (P)
  303. Captain Hard (EP)
  304. Captain Hightop the Love Commander (P)
  305. Captain Hogseye (P)
  306. Captain One-Eye (P)
  307. Captain Picard (P)
  308. Captain Standish (EP)
  309. carnal member (P)
  310. carnal part (P)
  311. carnal parts (G)
  312. carnal stump (P)
  313. carrot (P)
  314. carry a big stick (LP)
  315. cartes (P)
  316. carts (P)
  317. cartso (P)
  318. cartzo (P)
  319. catso (P)
  320. catzo (P)
  321. Casey (P)
  322. cavalier (UP)
  323. cavity probe (P)
  324. change purse (UP)
  325. chanticleer (P)
  326. charger (P)
  327. Charles the Bald (P)
  328. charleys (T)
  329. charlies (T)
  330. chaud (P)
  331. cheesy bell-end (GP)
  332. cheesy bunnet (P)
  333. cheesy wheelbarrow (P)
  334. cherry birch (P)
  335. cherry picker (P)
  336. cherry splitter (P)
  337. chestnuts (T)
  338. chicken mc nuggets (T)
  339. chicken neck (UP)
  340. chibi (P)
  341. child-getter (P)
  342. chimney-stopper (P)
  343. chingus (P)
  344. chink-stopper (P)
  345. choad (P)
  346. chode (P)
  347. choker (LP)
  348. chones (T)
  349. chooza (P)
  350. chopped cock (CP)
  351. chopper (P)
  352. Chris Hardwick (P)
  353. Christ and two apostles (G)
  354. Christmas crakers (T)
  355. christener (P)
  356. chub (P)
  357. chubby (P/EP)
  358. chuckies (T)
  359. chull (P)
  360. chum (P)
  361. chunky monkey (P)
  362. chutney ferret (P)
  363. cinnamon stick (P)
  364. clappers (T)
  365. clava (P)
  366. cleat (GP)
  367. clipped dick (CP)
  368. club (P)
  369. cluster (P)
  370. cobbs (T)
  371. cobs (T)
  372. cobblers (T)
  373. cobbler’s awls (T)
  374. cobbler’s stall (T)
  375. cobra (P)
  376. cock (P)
  377. cock of death (P)
  378. cock-on (EP)
  379. cock-stand (EP)
  380. cockaroony (P)
  381. cocked (EP)
  382. cocked gun (EP)
  383. cockhead (GP)
  384. cockknuckle (cock knuckle) (GP)
  385. cockles (T)
  386. cockoroony (P)
  387. cockroach (P)
  388. cockstand (EP)
  389. cocktus erectus (P)
  390. cocky (P/LP)
  391. coconuts (T)
  392. cod (S)
  393. codpiece (P)
  394. cods (T)
  395. coffee stalls (T)
  396. cojones (T)
  397. cold meat (FP)
  398. cold pig (FP)
  399. Colleen Bawn (EP)
  400. come factories (T)
  401. command module (GP)
  402. Compass of the Netherland (P)
  403. concern (P)
  404. concrete donkey (EP)
  405. conkers (T)
  406. cookies (G)
  407. coolies (T)
  408. copper stick (P/EP)
  409. coral branch (P)
  410. corker (P)
  411. corn beef cudgel (P)
  412. corpuscle (P)
  413. Corsican (P)
  414. cory (P)
  415. coupler (P)
  416. coupling bat (P)
  417. crab ladder (P)
  418. crack a fat (EP)
  419. crack hunter (P)
  420. crackerjacks (T)
  421. cracking tool (P)
  422. cracksman (P)
  423. crank (P)
  424. crankshaft (P)
  425. cranny hunter (P)
  426. cream crackers (T)
  427. cream-stick (P)
  428. credentials (G)
  429. cremorne (P)
  430. crimson chitterling (P)
  431. crimson crowbar (P/EP)
  432. crook (P)
  433. crotch (G)
  434. crotch cartilage (P)
  435. crotch cobra (P)
  436. crotch rocket (P)
  437. crowbar (P)
  438. crowd pleaser (P)
  439. crown jewels (G/T)
  440. crumpet-trumpet (P)
  441. cuckoo (P)
  442. cucumber (P/LP)
  443. cullions (T)
  444. culls (T)
  445. culty-gun (P)
  446. cum factories (T)
  447. cum slinger (P)
  448. cunny-catcher (P)
  449. cunt-stabber (P)
  450. cunt-stand (EP)
  451. cunt-sticker (P)
  452. cunt-stirrer (P)
  453. cunt-stretcher (EP)
  454. Cupid’s torch (EP)
  455. curls (PH)
  456. curlies (PH)
  457. curly hairs (PH)
  458. curtains (F)
  459. custard-chucker (P)
  460. cut out to be a gentleman (CP)
  461. cut out to be a man (CP)
  462. cutlass (P)
  463. cuts (T)
  464. Cyclops (P)
  465. daddy longdick (P)
  466. daddy bag (S)
  467. daddy mack (P)
  468. dagger (P)
  469. damsons (T)
  470. dang (P)
  471. dangers (G/T)
  472. dangle (P)
  473. dangle-dong (P)
  474. dangler (LP/FP)
  475. danglers (T)
  476. dangling participle(s) (P/G)
  477. dart (of love) (P)
  478. dawn horn (EP)
  479. dead lizard (FP)
  480. dead meat (FP)
  481. dead rabbit (FP)
  482. dead soldier (FP)
  483. dead stick (FP)
  484. dead worm (FP)
  485. deadwood (FP)
  486. dear morsel (P)
  487. dearest member (P)
  488. delight of women (P)
  489. derrick (P)
  490. devil (P)
  491. diamond cutter (P)
  492. diamonds (T)
  493. dibble (P)
  494. dick (P)
  495. dick butkiss (P)
  496. dick-tator (P)
  497. dick up (EP)
  498. dick wheat (PH)
  499. dickery-dock (P)
  500. Dickie (Dicky; Dickey) (P)
  501. Dickie and the boys (G)
  502. dickory dock (P)
  503. dicky (P)
  504. diddly-whacker (P)
  505. digitis erectus (EP)
  506. dill (P)
  507. dilly-whacker (P)
  508. dimple-dick (P)
  509. ding (P)
  510. ding-a-ling (P)
  511. ding-dangs (T)
  512. ding-dong (P)
  513. ding-dongs (T)
  514. dingbat (P)
  515. dingbats (G)
  516. dinghy (P)
  517. dingle (P)
  518. dingle-dangle (P/FP)
  519. dingo (P)
  520. dingus (P)
  521. dingy (P)
  522. dink (P)
  523. dinosaur (P)
  524. dipstick (P)
  525. dirk (P)
  526. divining rod (P/EP)
  527. do-dads (T)
  528. do-funny (P)
  529. do-hickies (G)
  530. do-jigger (P)
  531. do-johnny (P)
  532. dobber (P)
  533. Doctor Cocker (P)
  534. Doctor Johnson (P)
  535. dodads (T)
  536. dofunny (P)
  537. dog (P)
  538. dohickey (P)
  539. dohickie (P)
  540. dohickeys (G)
  541. dohickies (G)
  542. dohinger (P)
  543. dojigger (P)
  544. dojiggers (T)
  545. dojohnnie (P)
  546. dolly (P)
  547. dolphin (FL)
  548. donaker (P)
  549. dong (P)
  550. dong and gongs (G)
  551. donger (P)
  552. donkey (LP)
  553. donkey dick (LP)
  554. donkey-dicked (LP)
  555. donkey-rigged (LP)
  556. donkified (LP)
  557. donniker (P)
  558. donut holder (P)
  559. doodad (P)
  560. doodads (T)
  561. doodle (P/FP)
  562. doodle-flap (P/FP)
  563. doohicky (P)
  564. doover (P)
  565. doowhackey (P)
  566. dopper (P)
  567. dork (P)
  568. down below (G)
  569. down-led (P)
  570. down there (G)
  571. drain pipe (P)
  572. draped (LP)
  573. drapes (F)
  574. dribble-cock (P)
  575. driving post (P)
  576. drooper (FP)
  577. drooping member (FP)
  578. dropping member (FP)
  579. droopy (FP)
  580. drumstick (P)
  581. ducky-bird (P)
  582. dummy (P)
  583. dust cover for the cunt (P)
  584. dusters (T)
  585. dydus (P)
  586. eager pleaser (P)
  587. eel (P)
  588. eggs (in the basket) (T)
  589. eggwhite cannon (P)
  590. ejac vac (P)
  591. eleventh finger (P)
  592. Elmer Pudd (P)
  593. end (GP)
  594. enemy (P)
  595. engine (P)
  596. engine of love (P)
  597. English sentry (EP)
  598. enob (P)
  599. equipment (G)
  600. erected spermapositor (EP)
  601. erectile urogenital appendage (P)
  602. erectio penis (EP)
  603. erectivation (EP)
  604. Eric Shun (EP)
  605. essentials (G)
  606. everlasting gobstopper (P)
  607. extra digit (P)
  608. extra skin (F)
  609. eye dropper (P)
  610. eye-hole (UM)
  611. eye-opener (P)
  612. eye of the Bishop (UM)
  613. fags toothbrush (P)
  614. faggots toothbrush (P)
  615. family jewels (T/G)
  616. family organ (P)
  617. fancy work (G)
  618. fanny ferret (P)
  619. Fat Frank (P)
  620. fat one (EP)
  621. fat peter (P)
  622. father-of-all (P)
  623. ferret (P)
  624. fiddle bow (P)
  625. fiddlestick (fiddle-stick) (P)
  626. fiddling stick (P)
  627. figs (T)
  628. finger puppet (P)
  629. firm worm (P/EP)
  630. first leg of three (P)
  631. fish stick (P)
  632. fixed bayonet (EP)
  633. flack (T)
  634. flag (EP)
  635. flagpole (EP)
  636. flap-doodle (flapdoodle) (P/FP)
  637. flapper (P/FP)
  638. flesh pencil (P)
  639. flip-flap (FP)
  640. flounder (FP)
  641. flowers and frolics (T)
  642. flute (P)
  643. foaming beef probe (P)
  644. fool-sticker (P)
  645. foot long (P)
  646. forbidden zone (G)
  647. foreman (P)
  648. fornicating engine (P)
  649. fornicating member (P)
  650. fornicating tool (P)
  651. fornicator (P)
  652. fountain pen (P)
  653. Fred (P)
  654. frick (T)
  655. frick and frack (T)
  656. frigamajig (P)
  657. front porch (G)
  658. fruit for the monkey (P)
  659. fuck-meat (P)
  660. fuck muscle (P)
  661. fuck pole (P)
  662. fuck-rod (P)
  663. fuck-stick (P)
  664. fucker (P)
  665. fucking stick (P)
  666. fucking tool (P)
  667. fuckstick (P)
  668. fud packer (P)
  669. fun and frolics (T)
  670. fun bone (P)
  671. fun-stick (P)
  672. fun-zone (G)
  673. funk-stick (P)
  674. funmaker (P)
  675. gadget (P)
  676. gadgets (T/G)
  677. gadso (P)
  678. gap-stopper (P)
  679. gardener (P)
  680. gargantuan organum virile (P)
  681. gator (P)
  682. gaying instrument (P)
  683. gear (P/G)
  684. gear and tool (G)
  685. gearbox (G)
  686. gearstick (P)
  687. gearstick d’amour (P)
  688. General smuts (T)
  689. generating tool (P)
  690. generation tool (P)
  691. generative organ (G)
  692. genital coupler (P)
  693. genital forefoot (P)
  694. genital pound of flesh (P)
  695. genital reamer (P)
  696. genital staff (P)
  697. genital shaft (P)
  698. genital tentacle (P)
  699. genitalia (G)
  700. gentle fist (P)
  701. gentle tittler (P)
  702. gentleman (P)
  703. gentleman’s appendage (P)
  704. German helmet (GP)
  705. get a stand (EP)
  706. gherkin (P)
  707. gifted (LP)
  708. giggle stick (P)
  709. giggling pin (P)
  710. gingambobs (G/T)
  711. girl catcher (P)
  712. girlometer (P)
  713. glands (T)
  714. globes (T)
  715. glory pole (P)
  716. glow rod (P)
  717. glow stick (P)
  718. gnarled root of love (P)
  719. goat (P)
  720. goatees (T)
  721. goatskin (F)
  722. gobstopper (P)
  723. Gods revenge on a woman (P)
  724. golden rivet (EP)
  725. gonads (T)
  726. gones (T)
  727. goober (P)
  728. good foot (P)
  729. good parts (G)
  730. good time (prison use) (P)
  731. goolies (T)
  732. gooseberries (T)
  733. goose’s neck (P)
  734. gooser (P)
  735. goot (P)
  736. gooter (P)
  737. gorilla salad (PH)
  738. goy toy (P)
  739. grand bag (S)
  740. gravy-giver (P)
  741. gravy-maker (P)
  742. grew proud below the navel (EP)
  743. grinding tool (P)
  744. gristle (P)
  745. gristle-stick (P)
  746. groceries (G)
  747. groin (G)
  748. guided missile (P)
  749. gully-raker (P)
  750. gun (P)
  751. gut-stick (gutstick) (P)
  752. hacker (P)
  753. hair divider (P)
  754. hair splitter (P)
  755. hairless wonder (P)
  756. hairy banana (P)
  757. hairy conkers (T)
  758. hairy saddlebags (S)
  759. hairy sausage (P)
  760. half a cob (P/FP)
  761. ham and two eggs (G)
  762. ham howitzer (P)
  763. hambone (P)
  764. Hamilton Wick (P)
  765. hammer (P)
  766. Hampton Wick (P)
  767. hand made (LP)
  768. hand reared (LP)
  769. hand-staff (handstaff) (P)
  770. handle (P)
  771. hang-down (P/LP)
  772. Hanging Johnny (FP)
  773. hangers (T)
  774. happy sack (S)
  775. hard (EP)
  776. hard-bit (EP)
  777. hard head (EP)
  778. hard-on (EP)
  779. hard salami (P)
  780. hard-up (EP)
  781. hardened spermapositor (EP)
  782. Hardhat Harry (P)
  783. hardware (G)
  784. harpoon (P)
  785. hat rack (P)
  786. have a bone (EP)
  787. have a bone-on (EP)
  788. have a boner (EP)
  789. have a hard-on (EP)
  790. have a horn (EP)
  791. have a rod-on (EP)
  792. having it on (EP)
  793. he-thing (P)
  794. heat in the meat (EP)
  795. heat seeking missile (P)
  796. heat seeking moisture missile (P)
  797. heirlooms (T)
  798. helmet (GP)
  799. helmet pelmet (F)
  800. Henry Halls (T)
  801. Herman the One-eyed German (P)
  802. hermit (P)
  803. hickey (P)
  804. hidden treasure (G)
  805. hidden tumor (EP)
  806. higgumbobs (T)
  807. His Majesty in purple cap (P)
  808. hissing Sid (P)
  809. ho-handle (P)
  810. hock (P)
  811. hodge dog (P)
  812. hoe-handle (P)
  813. hog (P)
  814. hogger (P)
  815. hole puncher (P)
  816. holiday money (G)
  817. holy poker (P)
  818. holy pole (P)
  819. honker (LP)
  820. honorable prick (P)
  821. hopping bug (P)
  822. horn, the (EP)
  823. horn-colic (EP)
  824. hornification (EP)
  825. horse’s handbrake (EP)
  826. horsemeat (LP)
  827. hose (P)
  828. hot dog (P)
  829. hot member (P)
  830. hot rod (P)
  831. hotchee (P)
  832. huevos (T)
  833. hugen (P)
  834. human enema (P)
  835. humpmobile (P)
  836. hung (P)
  837. hung like a bull (T)
  838. hung like a dinosaur (P)
  839. hung like a horse (P)
  840. hung like a rabbit (T)
  841. hung like a stallion (T)
  842. hunk of meat (P)
  843. husbandman of nature (P)
  844. ice cream machine (P)
  845. ID (P)
  846. idol (P)
  847. in full fig (EP)
  848. in full orchestra (G)
  849. in one’s Sunday best (EP)
  850. in one’s Sunday clothes (EP)
  851. inch (P)
  852. inch instrument (P)
  853. instrument (P)
  854. instrumentum erectum (P)
  855. interstitial glands (T)
  856. intimate bits (G)
  857. intimate parts (G)
  858. intromittent organ (P)
  859. Irish horse (FP)
  860. Irish rise (FP)
  861. Irish root (E/EP)
  862. Irish toothache (EP)
  863. Irish toothpick (EP)
  864. it (P)
  865. Jack (P)
  866. Jack-in-the-box (P/EP)
  867. Jack in a box (P/EP)
  868. jackalope (P)
  869. jakey (P)
  870. jackhammer (P)
  871. Jackson Pollocks (T)
  872. jacktool (P)
  873. jammy (P)
  874. jang (P)
  875. jap’s eye (UM)
  876. jawbreaker (LP)
  877. jenny (P)
  878. jean tent (P)
  879. jelly bag (jellybag) (S)
  880. jellyroll (P)
  881. Jenny Tull (G)
  882. jerking iron (P)
  883. Jews lance (CP)
  884. jewel box (S)
  885. jewelry (G)
  886. jewelry showcase. (G)
  887. jewels (T/G)
  888. Jewish compliment (CP)
  889. Jewish corned beef (CP)
  890. Jewish national (CP)
  891. Jewish nightcap (UP)
  892. jezebel (P)
  893. jig-jag (P)
  894. jig-jigger (P)
  895. jigger (P)
  896. jigging bone (P)
  897. jiggle bone (P)
  898. jiggling bone (P)
  899. jiggumbobs (T)
  900. Jim Dog (P)
  901. Jimbo (P)
  902. jimbrowsky (P)
  903. jimmy (P)
  904. jing-jang (P)
  905. jingleberries (T)
  906. jizzbags (S)
  907. jizz jemmy (P)
  908. jock (P/EP)
  909. jockum (P)
  910. John Tom (P)
  911. John Thomas (P)
  912. John Thursday (P)
  913. John Willie (P)
  914. Johnny Come lately (P)
  915. Johnny Rollicks (T)
  916. Johnny Rollocks (T)
  917. johnson (P)
  918. joint (P)
  919. Jolly Red Giant (P)
  920. jolly member (P)
  921. jolly roger (P)
  922. jolly stick (P)
  923. joy prong (P)
  924. joy stick (P)
  925. joyknob (P)
  926. joystick (P)
  927. Julius Caesar (P)
  928. jumbucks (T)
  929. jungle meat (P)
  930. jungleberries (T)
  931. junior (P)
  932. kanakas (T)
  933. kaks (T)
  934. kazoo (P)
  935. kelks (T)
  936. Ken Dodds (T)
  937. key (P)
  938. key to heaven (P)
  939. kickapoo (P)
  940. kidney wiper (P)
  941. kielbasa (P)
  942. King King Dong (P/EP)
  943. king-member (P)
  944. king’s iron (P)
  945. kit (G)
  946. knackers (T)
  947. knacks (T)
  948. knick-knacks (G)
  949. knitting needle (P)
  950. knob (P/GP)
  951. knob-ache (EP)
  952. knob sack (S)
  953. knobster (P)
  954. knocker (P)
  955. knockers (T)
  956. kosher dill (CP)
  957. kosher meat (CP)
  958. kosher pickle (CP)
  959. knot (GP)
  960. lace (F)
  961. lace curtains (F)
  962. lad, the (P)
  963. ladies’ delight (P)
  964. ladies’ lollipop (P)
  965. ladies’ plaything (P)
  966. ladies’ treasure (P)
  967. lady-ware (lady-ware) (G)
  968. lame duck (FP)
  969. lamp of life (P)
  970. lance in rest (EP)
  971. lance of love (P)
  972. langer (P)
  973. lanoola (P)
  974. large cock (LP)
  975. Lazarus (P)
  976. lead in your pencil (EP)
  977. leather cigar (P)
  978. leather dresser (P)
  979. leather stretcher (P)
  980. lever (P)
  981. libido bandido (P)
  982. licorice stick (P)
  983. life preserver (P)
  984. lift-up (EP)
  985. limp-dick (FP)
  986. limp-prick (FP)
  987. limbless erast (P)
  988. lingam (P)
  989. lipstick (P)
  990. lithoid phallus (EP)
  991. little acorns (T)
  992. little brother (P)
  993. Little Buddy (P)
  994. Little Buddys buddies (T)
  995. Little Dick(ie) (P)
  996. little dipper (P)
  997. Little Elvis (P)
  998. little engine (P)
  999. little finger (P)
  1000. little friend (P)
  1001. little head (P)
  1002. little man (P)
  1003. Little Peter (P)
  1004. little pinkie (P)
  1005. little sliver of flesh (P)
  1006. Little Willy (P)
  1007. liver turner (P)
  1008. live wire (EP)
  1009. lizard (P)
  1010. load (G)
  1011. loaded gun (P)
  1012. lob (P/EP)
  1013. lob cock (P/FP)
  1014. lob prick (P/FP)
  1015. log (P)
  1016. loins (G)
  1017. lollypop (lollipop) (P)
  1018. long dong (LP)
  1019. Long Dong Silver (P)
  1020. long pole (LP)
  1021. long pork (LP)
  1022. long trade (LP)
  1023. longfellow (LP)
  1024. longhorn (LP)
  1025. lop cock (CP)
  1026. louisville slugger (P)
  1027. love apples (T)
  1028. love bone (P)
  1029. love dart (P)
  1030. love gun (P)
  1031. love handle (P)
  1032. love length (P)
  1033. love machine (P)
  1034. love meat (P)
  1035. love muscle (P)
  1036. love nuts (T)
  1037. love pump (P)
  1038. love-rod (P)
  1039. love sausage (P)
  1040. love scepter (P)
  1041. love spuds (T)
  1042. love stick (P)
  1043. love tool (P)
  1044. love torpedo (P)
  1045. love trumpet (P)
  1046. love truncheon (P)
  1047. love-wand (P)
  1048. loves battering ram (P)
  1049. loves dribbling dart (P)
  1050. loves engine (P)
  1051. love pick-lock (P)
  1052. loves sensitive truncheon (P)
  1053. low-hangers (T)
  1054. low neck (CP)
  1055. lower male proboscis (P)
  1056. luggage (G)
  1057. lunchbox (G)
  1058. lung disturber (P)
  1059. lust bone (P)
  1060. lust shaft (P)
  1061. lust sword (P)
  1062. machine (of love) (P)
  1063. machinery, nuts and bolts (G)
  1064. Mad Mick (P)
  1065. maggot (P)
  1066. magic wand (P)
  1067. magnum (LP)
  1068. main vein (P)
  1069. Majesty in Purple Cap, His (P)
  1070. Major Woody (EP)
  1071. male begetting organ (P)
  1072. male cleaver (P)
  1073. male genital appendage (P)
  1074. male genital cleaver (P)
  1075. male genital club (P)
  1076. male genital dispenser (P)
  1077. male genital probe (P)
  1078. male genital organ (P)
  1079. male genital teat (P)
  1080. male gladiolus (P)
  1081. male interfemoral infidel (P)
  1082. male intruder (P)
  1083. male knout (P)
  1084. male member (P)
  1085. male membrum erectum (EP)
  1086. male monolith (P/E)
  1087. male netherland(s) (P/G)
  1088. male organ (P)
  1089. male organ of generation (P)
  1090. male organ of reproduction (P)
  1091. male organs of generation (G)
  1092. male organs of reproduction (G)
  1093. male organon (P)
  1094. male pendant (P)
  1095. male poker (P)
  1096. male pouch (S)
  1097. male pound of flesh (P)
  1098. male pudendal trifler (P)
  1099. male pudendum (G)
  1100. male reproductive organs (G)
  1101. male satisfier (P)
  1102. male sex(ual) organ (P)
  1103. male sexual organon (P)
  1104. male sinker (P)
  1105. male urogenitial horn (P)
  1106. maleness (P)
  1107. mallet (P)
  1108. man (P)
  1109. man-meat (P)
  1110. man mountain (LP)
  1111. man root (P)
  1112. man steel (P/EP)
  1113. man’s best leg of three (P)
  1114. man’s privaties (G)
  1115. man’s third leg (P)
  1116. manbone (P)
  1117. manhood (P)
  1118. manliness (G)
  1119. manmeat (P)
  1120. marabon stork (EP)
  1121. maritudinal erection (EP)
  1122. marble halls (T)
  1123. marbles (T)
  1124. Marquess of Lorne (EP)
  1125. Marquis de Lorne (EP)
  1126. Marquis of Lorne (EP)
  1127. marriage gear (G)
  1128. marrons (T)
  1129. marrow-bone (P)
  1130. marshmallows (T)
  1131. masculine part (P)
  1132. master member (P)
  1133. master of ceremonies (P)
  1134. master tool (P)
  1135. masterpiece (P)
  1136. material part (G)
  1137. mating meat (P)
  1138. mating tool (P)
  1139. matrimonial peacemaker (P)
  1140. Max Walls (T)
  1141. maypole (P/LP)
  1142. means of generation (P)
  1143. meat (P)
  1144. meat and (two) potatoes (G)
  1145. meat and two veg (G)
  1146. meat and two vegetables (G)
  1147. meat axe (P)
  1148. meat case (G)
  1149. meat cleaver (P)
  1150. meat dagger (P)
  1151. meat flute (P)
  1152. meat for the butcher (LP)
  1153. meat for the famished and the starving (LP)
  1154. meat for the poor (LP)
  1155. meat for the needy (LP)
  1156. meat for the poor (the needy, the famished and the starving) (LP)
  1157. meat puppet (P)
  1158. meat-seeking pissile (P)
  1159. meat whistle (P)
  1160. meatus longus (P/LP)
  1161. meaty bites (T)
  1162. meggs (T)
  1163. member (P)
  1164. Member for Cockshire (P)
  1165. membrum virile (P)
  1166. membrum virile erectum (EP)
  1167. membrum virile flaccidum (FP)
  1168. mentula (P)
  1169. merrymaker (P)
  1170. Mickey (P)
  1171. middle finger (P)
  1172. middle leg (P)
  1173. middle stump (P)
  1174. mighty meat (P)
  1175. milk bone (P)
  1176. milkman (P)
  1177. millimeter-peter (P)
  1178. missile (P)
  1179. missile of Venus launched (P)
  1180. Mister Happy (P)
  1181. Mister Fuzzy (P)
  1182. Mister Poky (P)
  1183. Mister Softy (FP)
  1184. Mister Wiggly (P)
  1185. modigger (P)
  1186. moisture missile (P)
  1187. mole (P)
  1188. mommy-daddy button (G)
  1189. monkey (P)
  1190. morning hard-on (EP)
  1191. morning pride (EP)
  1192. morning wood (EP)
  1193. most precious part(s) (P/G)
  1194. mouse (P)
  1195. moving parts (G)
  1196. Mr. Big (P)
  1197. Mr. Bluevein (P)
  1198. Mr. Friendly (P)
  1199. Mr. Priapus (EP)
  1200. Mr. Wong (P)
  1201. muff missile (P)
  1202. muscle (of love) (P)
  1203. mushroom tip (GP)
  1204. mutinous rogue (P)
  1205. mutton (P)
  1206. mutton bayonet (P)
  1207. mutton dagger (P)
  1208. mutton gun (P)
  1209. mutton musket (P)
  1210. my body’s captain (P)
  1211. Nebuchadnezzar (P)
  1212. nackers (T)
  1213. nadgers (T)
  1214. nad bag (S)
  1215. nad sack (S)
  1216. nads (T)
  1217. nags (T)
  1218. nameless thing (P)
  1219. nards (T)
  1220. nasty bits (G)
  1221. natural member (P)
  1222. natural parts (G)
  1223. natural places (G)
  1224. naturals (G)
  1225. nature’s scythe (P)
  1226. naughty bits (G)
  1227. naughty toy (P)
  1228. nearsighted (P)
  1229. necessaries (G)
  1230. needle (P)
  1231. needle-dick (P)
  1232. nervous cane (P)
  1233. nether parts (G)
  1234. nether proboscis (P)
  1235. nether regions (G)
  1236. Niagara Falls (T)
  1237. night stick (P)
  1238. nightcrawler (P)
  1239. nimrod (P)
  1240. nick-nacks (G)
  1241. nine iron (P)
  1242. nippy (P)
  1243. nob (P/GP)
  1244. nobby halls (T)
  1245. noodle (FP)
  1246. nothin cock (P)
  1247. nubbin (P)
  1248. nudger (P)
  1249. nuggets (T)
  1250. nutmegs (T)
  1251. nutrageous (P)
  1252. nuts (T)
  1253. nuts and bolts (G)
  1254. nutty buddy
  1255. oak tree (P)
  1256. oblisk (P)
  1257. okra and prunes (G)
  1258. Old Adam (P)
  1259. old baldy (P)
  1260. old blind Bob (P)
  1261. Old Damocles (P)
  1262. old faceful (P)
  1263. Old Faithful (P)
  1264. Old Faithless (P)
  1265. old goat-peter (P)
  1266. Old Hornington (EP)
  1267. Old Horny (EP)
  1268. old one-eye (P)
  1269. Old Slimy (P)
  1270. old warty cod (P)
  1271. Omar the tentmaker (P)
  1272. on the bonk (EP)
  1273. on the honk (EP)
  1274. on the stand (EP)
  1275. one-eye(d) (UM)
  1276. one-eyed Bob (P)
  1277. one-eyed brother (P)
  1278. one-eyed demon (P)
  1279. one-eyed monk (P)
  1280. one-eyed monster (P)
  1281. one-eyed pants mouse (P)
  1282. one-eyed snake (P)
  1283. one-eyed trouser snake (P)
  1284. one eyed whale (P)
  1285. one-eyed wonder (P)
  1286. one-eyed wonder worm (P)
  1287. one-eyed worm (P)
  1288. one-eyed zipper snake (P)
  1289. one’s person (G)
  1290. onion skin (F)
  1291. orbs (T)
  1292. orchestra stalls (T)
  1293. orchids (T)
  1294. organ (P)
  1295. organ of reproduction (P)
  1296. organs of generation (G)
  1297. organum virile (P)
  1298. organum virile durum (EP)
  1299. organum virile erectum (EP)
  1300. ornaments (T)
  1301. oscar (P)
  1302. Oscar Meyer (P)
  1303. P-maker (P)
  1304. package (G)
  1305. packs a ton, he (L)
  1306. packs a wallop, he (L)
  1307. pan handle (EP)
  1308. pantilever (P)
  1309. pants philistine (P)
  1310. pants python (P)
  1311. pants worm (P)
  1312. parts below (G)
  1313. passion pole (P)
  1314. Pat and Mick (P)
  1315. pax wax (P)
  1316. peacemaker (P)
  1317. pebbles (T)
  1318. pecker (P)
  1319. pecker wood (P)
  1320. pecnoster (P)
  1321. peculator pecker (EP)
  1322. peculiar member(s) (P/T)
  1323. Pedro (P)
  1324. pee-dee (P)
  1325. peenie (P)
  1326. peep (P)
  1327. pee-pee (peepee) (P)
  1328. peepee hole (UM)
  1329. peeper (P)
  1330. peewee (P)
  1331. peezel (P)
  1332. peg (P)
  1333. pego (P)
  1334. pen (P)
  1335. penal dick (P)
  1336. pencil (P)
  1337. pencil and tassel (G)
  1338. pencil dick (P)
  1339. pendulum (P/FP)
  1340. penicillus (P)
  1341. penie (P)
  1342. penile erection (EP)
  1343. penis glans (GP)
  1344. penis immensus (LP)
  1345. penis in erectus (EP)
  1346. peppermint stick (P)
  1347. perch (P)
  1348. Percy (P)
  1349. pestle (P)
  1350. pet snake (P)
  1351. peter (P)
  1352. phallating club (P)
  1353. phallating stick (P)
  1354. phallic decorum (EP)
  1355. phallic erection (EP)
  1356. phallic pendant (P)
  1357. phallic cleraver (P)
  1358. phallic pencil (P)
  1359. phallic prod (P)
  1360. phallic quencher (P)
  1361. phallic scratcher (P)
  1362. phallus (P)
  1363. phallus adamantus (EP)
  1364. phallus erectus (EP)
  1365. phallus induratus (EP)
  1366. phallus rigidus (EP)
  1367. piccolo (P)
  1368. pickle (P)
  1369. picklock (P)
  1370. picnic lunch (G)
  1371. piddler (P)
  1372. piece of meat (P)
  1373. pike (P)
  1374. pikestaff (P)
  1375. piledriver (P)
  1376. pilgrims staff (P)
  1377. pillcock (P)
  1378. pillicock (P)
  1379. pillock (P)
  1380. pills (T)
  1381. pichita de oro (P)
  1382. pimple-prick (P)
  1383. pin (P)
  1384. pinga (P)
  1385. pink bus (P)
  1386. pink cadillac (P)
  1387. pink oboe (P)
  1388. pink torpedo (P)
  1389. pinkler (P)
  1390. pintle (P)
  1391. pioneer of nature (P)
  1392. pipe (outside) (P)
  1393. piss fat (EP)
  1394. piss handle (P)
  1395. piss hard (EP)
  1396. piss hard-on (EP)
  1397. piss-pipe (P)
  1398. piss proud (EP)
  1399. pisser (P)
  1400. pissworm (P)
  1401. pistol (P)
  1402. piston (P)
  1403. piston rod (P)
  1404. pitch a tent (P)
  1405. pitching a tent in one’s shorts (EP)
  1406. pixie stick (P)
  1407. pizzle (P)
  1408. pizzler (P)
  1409. placket-racket (P)
  1410. plaything (P)
  1411. plonker (P)
  1412. plug (P)
  1413. plug-tail (P)
  1414. plums (T)
  1415. plunger (P)
  1416. P-maker (P)
  1417. pocket fisherman (P)
  1418. pogo-stick (P)
  1419. point (P/GP)
  1420. pointer (P)
  1421. poker (P)
  1422. pole (P/EP)
  1423. Polyphemus (P)
  1424. pood (P)
  1425. poontanger (P)
  1426. pooper (P)
  1427. poperine pear (P)
  1428. popsicle (P)
  1429. popsicle stick (P)
  1430. popular body parts (G)
  1431. popular parts of your anatomy (G)
  1432. pork (P)
  1433. pork dagger (P)
  1434. pork enema (P)
  1435. pork sword (P)
  1436. porridge gun (P)
  1437. portable pocket rocket (P)
  1438. potato finger (P)
  1439. potent regiment (P)
  1440. pouch (S)
  1441. poud (P)
  1442. pounders (T)
  1443. prack (P)
  1444. prairie oysters (T)
  1445. prepuce (F)
  1446. priapus (P)
  1447. prick (P)
  1448. prick-pride (EP)
  1449. prick-proud (EP)
  1450. prick-stand (EP)
  1451. prickle (P)
  1452. pride and joy (P)
  1453. pride-of-the-morning (EP)
  1454. prides (G)
  1455. princock (P)
  1456. prigpas (EP)
  1457. Prince Everhard of the Netherlands (P)
  1458. Principal Skinner (UP/F)
  1459. private parts (G)
  1460. private property (G)
  1461. privates (G)
  1462. privities (G)
  1463. privy limb (P)
  1464. privy limbs (G)
  1465. privy members (G)
  1466. privy parts (G)
  1467. prod (P)
  1468. prong (P/EP)
  1469. pronger (P)
  1470. proud below the navel (EP)
  1471. proud inclination of the flesh (EP)
  1472. prunes (T)
  1473. pubes (PH)
  1474. pubickers (PH)
  1475. pud (P)
  1476. pudding (P)
  1477. pudendal intruder (P)
  1478. pudendal trifler (P)
  1479. pudendus (G)
  1480. pump (P)
  1481. pump action mottgun (P)
  1482. pump handle (P)
  1483. punisher, the (P)
  1484. puny prick (P)
  1485. pup (P)
  1486. puppy (P)
  1487. purple-headed avenger (P)
  1488. purple-headed custard chucker (P)
  1489. purple-headed meat puppet (P)
  1490. purple-headed love truncheon (P)
  1491. purple-headed monster (P)
  1492. purple-headed warrior (P)
  1493. purple helmeted yogurt thrower (P)
  1494. purple lollipop (P)
  1495. purple-throbber (EP)
  1496. purple-veined tonsil-tickler (P)
  1497. purse (S/T)
  1498. pus-rod (P)
  1499. pussy diver (P)
  1500. pussy feeder (P)
  1501. pussy fodder (P)
  1502. pussy-fucker (P)
  1503. pussy pleaser (P)
  1504. pussy plunger (P)
  1505. pussy-poker (P)
  1506. pussy-sticker (P)
  1507. putter (EP)
  1508. putz (P)
  1509. pylon (P)
  1510. python (P)
  1511. quickening peg (P)
  1512. quiff-splitter (P)
  1513. quim-stake (P)
  1514. quim-stick (P)
  1515. quim-wedge (P)
  1516. rabbit (P)
  1517. radish (GP)
  1518. raisin bag (S)
  1519. raise a gallop (EP)
  1520. ram charger (P)
  1521. rammer (P)
  1522. ramrod (P)
  1523. randy (P)
  1524. ranger (P)
  1525. rat (P)
  1526. raw meat (P)
  1527. real piece (LP)
  1528. reamer (EP)
  1529. Rector of (the) Females (P)
  1530. red cap (GP/P)
  1531. red hot poker (P/EP)
  1532. red lobster (P)
  1533. redcap (P)
  1534. reproductive organs (G)
  1535. Richard (P)
  1536. rig (G)
  1537. rigid digit (EP)
  1538. rise (EP)
  1539. rise in the Levis (EP)
  1540. roaring horn (EP)
  1541. roaring jack (EP)
  1542. rock formation (P)
  1543. rock python (EP)
  1544. rocket (P)
  1545. rocks (T)
  1546. rod (P/EP)
  1547. rod of love (P/EP)
  1548. Rodney (P)
  1549. rod-on (EP)
  1550. rodger (P)
  1551. roger (P)
  1552. Roger the Lodger (P)
  1553. rollocks (T)
  1554. rollies (T)
  1555. rolling pin (P)
  1556. roly-poly (P)
  1557. rooster (P)
  1558. root (P)
  1559. rosy red reproductive rod (P)
  1560. roto-rooter (P)
  1561. roundhead (CP)
  1562. royal jewels (T)
  1563. rubigo (P)
  1564. rudder (P)
  1565. rude bits (G)
  1566. rude parts (G)
  1567. ruffian (P)
  1568. rule of three (G)
  1569. rump-splitter (P)
  1570. Rupert (P)
  1571. sack (S)
  1572. sack o’ nuts (S)
  1573. salami (P)
  1574. salty dog (P)
  1575. salty yogurt slinger (P)
  1576. Sandra Bullocks (T)
  1577. sausage (P)
  1578. scalloped potatoes (T)
  1579. schlong (P)
  1580. schmekel (P)
  1581. schmeegle (P)
  1582. schmock (P)
  1583. schmuck (P)
  1584. schnitzel (P)
  1585. schwanz (P)
  1586. schwantz (P)
  1587. schwing (EP)
  1588. scope (EP)
  1589. scorz (P)
  1590. screwdriver (P)
  1591. scrot (S)
  1592. scrot sack (S)
  1593. scrote (P)
  1594. scurvy end (P)
  1595. seals (T)
  1596. secret parts (G)
  1597. secret works (G)
  1598. secrets (G)
  1599. semen shooter (P)
  1600. Senator Packwood (P)
  1601. sensitive plant (P)
  1602. sensitive truncheon (P)
  1603. serpent (P)
  1604. sex bone (P)
  1605. sex glands (T)
  1606. sex meat (P)
  1607. sex organon (of the male) (P)
  1608. sex stalk (P)
  1609. sexing piece (P)
  1610. sexocet missile (P)
  1611. sexual organon (of the male) (P)
  1612. sexual trocar of the male (P)
  1613. shaft (P/EP)
  1614. shaft of Cupid (EP)
  1615. shaft of delight (P)
  1616. sheath (F)
  1617. shit stabber (P)
  1618. shit stick (P)
  1619. shlong (P)
  1620. shmendrik (P)
  1621. shmok (P)
  1622. shmuck (P)
  1623. shooting iron (P)
  1624. shooting stick (P)
  1625. short and curlies (PH)
  1626. short arm (P)
  1627. short hairs (PH)
  1628. short leg (P)
  1629. shove-straight (P)
  1630. shrimp (P)
  1631. shriveller (P)
  1632. shtick (P)
  1633. silent flute (P)
  1634. silky appendage (P)
  1635. silver penny (P)
  1636. sinbad (P)
  1637. skinclad tube (P)
  1638. skin flute (P)
  1639. skinned (P)
  1640. slabs (T)
  1641. sleeping bag (S)
  1642. sleeping beauty (FP)
  1643. slug (P)
  1644. slurpee (P)
  1645. small arm (P)
  1646. small person (P)
  1647. smeat (P)
  1648. snake (P)
  1649. snapper (F)
  1650. snatch pointer (P)
  1651. snorker (P)
  1652. snotty (P)
  1653. solicitor general, the (P)
  1654. southern hemisphere (G)
  1655. spear (P)
  1656. spermapositor (P)
  1657. sperm sack (S)
  1658. spike (P/EP)
  1659. spike-faggot (P)
  1660. spiked phallus (EP)
  1661. spindle (P)
  1662. spit (P)
  1663. spitfire (P)
  1664. spitter (P)
  1665. spitting cobra (P)
  1666. split-mutton (P)
  1667. spooge gun (P)
  1668. sporran (PH)
  1669. sporting some wood (P)
  1670. spout (P)
  1671. spunk factories (T)
  1672. spunk holders (T)
  1673. Spunky (P)
  1674. spurm gun (P)
  1675. stable (EP)
  1676. stacked (LP)
  1677. staff (P/EP)
  1678. stag (P)
  1679. stalk (P/EP)
  1680. stand (P/EP)
  1681. stand-on (EP)
  1682. standard (EP)
  1683. standing (EP)
  1684. standing member (EP)
  1685. stanley (the power drill) (P)
  1686. star-gazer (EP)
  1687. steak (P)
  1688. steel beam (P/EP)
  1689. steely dan (EP)
  1690. stem (P/EP)
  1691. stemmer (P/EP)
  1692. stick (P)
  1693. stick and bangers (G)
  1694. sticker (P)
  1695. stickshift (P)
  1696. sticky finger (P)
  1697. sticky spud gun (P)
  1698. stiff (EP)
  1699. stiff-and-stout (EP)
  1700. stiff deity (EP)
  1701. stiff-on (EP)
  1702. stiff one (EP)
  1703. stiff peter (EP)
  1704. stiff stander (EP)
  1705. stiffy (or Stiffy) (P)
  1706. sting (P)
  1707. stinger (P)
  1708. stocking stuffer (P)
  1709. stones (T)
  1710. stonk (EP)
  1711. stonk-on (EP)
  1712. stonker (EP)
  1713. stork (EP)
  1714. Stormy Dick (P)
  1715. stout warrior (P)
  1716. strap (P)
  1717. stretcher (P)
  1718. string and nuggets (G)
  1719. stud (P)
  1720. stud meat (P)
  1721. stuffy (EP)
  1722. stump (P)
  1723. sugar stick (P)
  1724. Sunday best (EP)
  1725. Sunday clothes (EP)
  1726. superdick (P)
  1727. swack (P)
  1728. swanska (LP)
  1729. sweet meat (P)
  1730. sweets (T)
  1731. swelling (EP)
  1732. swingers (T)
  1733. swizzle stick (P)
  1734. sword (P)
  1735. tackle (G)
  1736. tadge (P)
  1737. tadger (P)
  1738. tadpole carrier (S)
  1739. tail (P)
  1740. tail high (EP)
  1741. tail-line (P)
  1742. tail pike (P)
  1743. tail pin (P)
  1744. tail tackle (P)
  1745. tallywag (P)
  1746. tallywags (T)
  1747. tallywagger (P)
  1748. tallywhacker (P/LP)
  1749. tan-trouser(ed) snake (P)
  1750. tannhauser (P)
  1751. tarn wags (T)
  1752. tarrywags (T)
  1753. tarse (P)
  1754. tarzoon (P)
  1755. tassel (P/FP)
  1756. taters (T)
  1757. tatties (T)
  1758. teapot (P)
  1759. teenie-weenie (P)
  1760. temporary priapism (EP)
  1761. tenant-in-tail (P)
  1762. tender tumour (P)
  1763. 10-Pounder (P)
  1764. tent (EP)
  1765. tent peg (P)
  1766. tent pole (P/EP)
  1767. terror of virgins (P)
  1768. testes (T)
  1769. testicular sac (S)
  1770. testimonials (T)
  1771. testosities (T)
  1772. Texan (LP)
  1773. Texas longhorn (LP)
  1774. thing (P)
  1775. thing-a-ling (P)
  1776. thingamabobs (T)
  1777. thingie (P)
  1778. thingamajigs (T)
  1779. thingmajigs (T)
  1780. thingamaling (P)
  1781. thingumbobs (T)
  1782. thingummies (T)
  1783. thingummy (P)
  1784. thingy (P)
  1785. third leg (P)
  1786. thistle (P)
  1787. Thomas (P)
  1788. thorn (in the flesh) (P)
  1789. three card trick (P)
  1790. three-inch fool (P)
  1791. three-piece set (G)
  1792. three-piece suit (G)
  1793. throb knob (P)
  1794. throbbing member (EP)
  1795. throbbing muscle of pure love (EP)
  1796. throbbing python (of love) (EP)
  1797. thumb (P)
  1798. thumb of love (P)
  1799. thumper (EP)
  1800. tickle faggot (P)
  1801. tickle-gizzard (P)
  1802. tickle-tail (P)
  1803. tickle-toby (P)
  1804. tickler (P)
  1805. tiddelly pod (P)
  1806. tiki-tiki (P)
  1807. tilt on one’s kilt (EP)
  1808. tip (GP)
  1809. tired-rabbit (FP)
  1810. tit-bit (P)
  1811. tittle-bat (P)
  1812. todger (P)
  1813. tom-tom (P)
  1814. Tom Doolies (T)
  1815. Tom Thumb (P)
  1816. Tommy (P)
  1817. Tommy Rollicks (T)
  1818. Tommy Rollocks (T)
  1819. tong (P)
  1820. tonk (P)
  1821. tonsil wrench (P)
  1822. toobsnake (P)
  1823. toobsteak (P)
  1824. tool (P)
  1825. tool bag (S)
  1826. tool of pleasure (P)
  1827. toothache (EP)
  1828. tootsie roll (P)
  1829. tool bag (S)
  1830. toot meat (P)
  1831. torch of Cupid (P)
  1832. tosh (P)
  1833. tossergash (P)
  1834. touch-on (EP)
  1835. touch-trap (P)
  1836. towel rack (P)
  1837. toy (P)
  1838. trap stick (P)
  1839. tree of life (G)
  1840. tree of love (G)
  1841. tref (G)
  1842. Tricky Dicky (P)
  1843. trifle (P)
  1844. trigger (P)
  1845. trombone (P)
  1846. trouser ferret (P)
  1847. trouser mauser (P)
  1848. trouser snake (P)
  1849. trouser tent (EP)
  1850. trouser trick (P)
  1851. trouser trout (P)
  1852. trouser trumpet (P)
  1853. trouser truncheon (P)
  1854. trouser worm (P)
  1855. trumpet (P)
  1856. truncheon (P)
  1857. trypan (P)
  1858. tube of meat (P/EP)
  1859. tube-steak (tubesteak of love) (P/EP)
  1860. tug muscle (P)
  1861. tumefied phallus (EP)
  1862. tumescent (EP)
  1863. tummy banana (P)
  1864. tummy-tickler (P)
  1865. turgid bayonet (EP)
  1866. turkey baster (P)
  1867. turkey neck (P)
  1868. turned on (EP)
  1869. turnip (GP)
  1870. turtleneck sweater (F)
  1871. twanger (P)
  1872. tweeterfrank (P)
  1873. twiddle-diddler (P)
  1874. twiddle-diddles (T)
  1875. twig (P)
  1876. twig and berries (G)
  1877. twins, the (T)
  1878. two dots and a dash (G)
  1879. ugly little dog Dick (P)
  1880. uncle (P)
  1881. Uncle Dick (P)
  1882. Uncle Jim and the twins at attention (G)
  1883. undercarriage (G)
  1884. under par (P)
  1885. underpant eel (P)
  1886. underparts (G)
  1887. unemployed (P)
  1888. unit (P)
  1889. unmentionables (G)
  1890. unruly member (P)
  1891. unsliced bologna (UP)
  1892. up (P)
  1893. up a bone (EP)
  1894. up-pointed male spike (EP)
  1895. upright grand (EP)
  1896. upscope (P)
  1897. Urals, The (T)
  1898. urinary petcock (P)
  1899. urogenital tailpiece (P)
  1900. useless (P)
  1901. vaginal dilator (P)
  1902. vegetable stick (P)
  1903. vein laden meatpipe (P)
  1904. veiny bang stick (P)
  1905. veiny salami (P)
  1906. velvet orbs (T)
  1907. Venetian blinds (F)
  1908. verge (P)
  1909. VIP (P)
  1910. virgins dream (P)
  1911. virile member (P)
  1912. virile reflex (EP)
  1913. virilia (P)
  1914. vitals (G)
  1915. vomer (P)
  1916. voorsch (P)
  1917. wab (P)
  1918. wag (P)
  1919. wake up with Jake up (EP)
  1920. walking tripod (LP)
  1921. wammer (P)
  1922. wand (P)
  1923. wang (P)
  1924. wang bone (P)
  1925. wang-tang (P)
  1926. wangdoodle (P)
  1927. wanger (P)
  1928. wank stick (P)
  1929. wank tanks (T)
  1930. wanker (P)
  1931. wankrod (P)
  1932. wares (G)
  1933. watch and seals (G)
  1934. water engine (G)
  1935. water pistol (P)
  1936. water spout (P)
  1937. water worker (G)
  1938. water works (G)
  1939. waterworks (G)
  1940. wazoo (P)
  1941. wazzock (P)
  1942. weapon (P)
  1943. wear a turtleneck sweater (UP)
  1944. wear it up in curls (or curlers) (UP)
  1945. wear it up in pins (UP)
  1946. wedding kit (G)
  1947. wedding tackle (G)
  1948. wedge (P)
  1949. wedge bone (P)
  1950. wee (P)
  1951. wee-man (P)
  1952. wee-wee (P)
  1953. weener (P)
  1954. weenie (P)
  1955. weiner (P)
  1956. weinie (P)
  1957. well-endowed (LP)
  1958. well-equipped (LP)
  1959. well-furnished (LP)
  1960. well-hung (LP)
  1961. well-knobbed (LP)
  1962. well-loaded (LP)
  1963. welt (P)
  1964. Wentworth Falls (T)
  1965. wet noodle (FP)
  1966. wet spaghetti (FP)
  1967. whalebone (LP)
  1968. whacker (P)
  1969. whammer (P)
  1970. whang (P)
  1971. whang bone (P)
  1972. whangdoodle (P)
  1973. whanger (P)
  1974. whatchamacallit (G)
  1975. whatsis (P)
  1976. whatsit (P)
  1977. whatsus (P)
  1978. whatzis (P)
  1979. wheezer (P)
  1980. whip (P)
  1981. whip whistle (P)
  1982. whirlygigs (T)
  1983. whisker splitter (P)
  1984. whisky dick (FP)
  1985. whistle (P)
  1986. white owl (P)
  1987. whoopie stick (P)
  1988. whopper (LP)
  1989. whore-pipe (P)
  1990. wick (P)
  1991. Wicked Willie (P)
  1992. wiener (P)
  1993. wienie (P)
  1994. wife’s best friend (P)
  1995. wigga-wagga (P)
  1996. wild rogue (P)
  1997. Wilde Oscar (P)
  1998. willie (P)
  1999. willy (P)
  2000. willy the burping worm (P)
  2001. wimpy dick (FP)
  2002. wingdoodle (P)
  2003. winkie (P/UP)
  2004. winkie wankie woo (P)
  2005. winkle (P)
  2006. winky (P/UP)
  2007. winky bag (S)
  2008. winny-popper (P)
  2009. wire (P)
  2010. wishbone (P)
  2011. wistle (P)
  2012. witnesses to ones virility (T)
  2013. wobbly bits (G)
  2014. women pleaser (P)
  2015. womb broom (P)
  2016. womb bruiser (P)
  2017. womb brush (P)
  2018. womb cannon (P)
  2019. womb ferret (P)
  2020. won ton (P)
  2021. wong (P)
  2022. wonk (P)
  2023. wonger (P)
  2024. wood (P/EP)
  2025. Woodrow (P)
  2026. woody (P/EP)
  2027. Woody Johnson (P/EP)
  2028. woofer (P)
  2029. wooter (P)
  2030. wop (P)
  2031. worm (P)
  2032. worm with a nazi helmet (P)
  2033. wriggling pole (P)
  2034. wriggling stick (P)
  2035. wrinkled dick (FP)
  2036. wuf (EP)
  2037. wurst (P)
  2038. yack (P)
  2039. yang (P)
  2040. yang fella (P)
  2041. yarbles (T)
  2042. yard (P)
  2043. yardage (P)
  2044. yards of personality (LP)
  2045. Yasser (EP)
  2046. Yasser Crackafat (Crack-a-fat) (EP)
  2047. ying-yang (P)
  2048. yongles (T)
  2049. yosh (P)
  2050. yoyo (P)
  2051. yum-yum (P)
  2052. yummies (G)
  2053. yutz (P)
  2054. zack (S)
  2055. zab (P)
  2056. zap (P)
  2057. zipperfish (P)
  2058. zoob (P)
  2059. zoobrick (P)
  2060. zubb (P)
  2061. zucchini (P)
  2062. zubrick (P)

8 comments

  1. robyn says:

    Now THAT is some penile dedication!

  2. Neil T. says:

    Okay, I knew there were a lot – Jasper Carrott recited at least 50 at a recent stand-up event, along with words for ‘breasts’ and ‘arse’ – but 2062 is going a little over the top. I’ll have to look out for any omissions ;) .

  3. Doug says:

    Hey, what is the part of the body called between your butt hole and your balls?

  4. marnanel says:

    It’s your perianum.

  5. Diminution says:

    They forgot “soldier”, “toysoldier” etc.

  6. DRW says:

    Working as a nurse , I found the men in norfolk referred to their “utensils” (G)

  7. hehe says:

    YA DICK!! hehe

  8. Jx says:

    Thank You !!...