Weird: Female Genitalia

December 20th, 2002 by Richy C. Leave a reply »

[Nicknames for Feamle Genitalia]On Tuesday, I did a list of 581 synonyms for male masturbation and 35 for female, and the Wednesday before that I did a list of 2062 synonyms for Male Genitalia.

But what about those poor women? How do they refer to parts of their bodies?

Yep, it’s time for 172 nick names of Female Genitals and 129 synonyms for breasts! Woo! :)

“Richy’s Blog: the site to expand your vocabulary in naughty ways”….

Female Genitals

  1. Ace of Spades
  2. Adam’s Cave
  3. Altar of Love
  4. Bearded Clam
  5. Beaver
  6. Belly Entrance
  7. Black Bess
  8. Bluebeard’s Closet
  9. Box
  10. Brown Madam
  11. Bull’s Eye
  12. Bunny
  13. Bush
  14. Button Hole
  15. Cabbage Patch
  16. Canal
  17. Candle Holder
  18. Cat’s Meat
  19. Cave of Harmony
  20. Cavern
  21. Cellar Door
  22. Chocha
  23. Cleft
  24. Clutch
  25. Cockpit
  26. Cookie
  27. Coot
  28. Cootch
  29. Cooze
  30. Coupler
  31. Crack
  32. Cranny
  33. Crease
  34. Crevice
  35. Crotch
  36. Crumpet
  37. Cunny
  38. Cunt
  39. Dimple
  40. Divine Scar
  41. Donut
  42. Drain
  43. Eel-Skinner
  44. Fish Tank
  45. Flytrap
  46. Fort Bushy
  47. Front Window
  48. Fur
  49. Furbox
  50. Furburger
  51. Furrow
  52. Gap
  53. Gaper
  54. Gash
  55. Gate of Heaven
  56. Ginch
  57. Ginny
  58. Girl-Street
  59. Goat-Milker
  60. Gully-Hole
  61. Hair
  62. Haircourt
  63. Hair Pie
  64. Happy Valley
  65. Harbor of Hope
  66. Hatch
  67. Hog Eye
  68. Hole
  69. Honey-Hive
  70. Honey-Pot
  71. Horse Collar
  72. Hot Box
  73. Hot Spot
  74. House Under the Hill
  75. Irish Fortune
  76. Itching Jenny
  77. Jack Nasty-Face
  78. Jaxy
  79. Jelly-Roll
  80. Juice Box
  81. Keyhole
  82. Lady Jane
  83. Lamp of Love
  84. Lapland
  85. Lather-Maker
  86. Little Mary
  87. Locker
  88. Long-Eye
  89. Love Tunnel
  90. Lower Lips
  91. Magpie’s Nest
  92. Main Vein
  93. Manhole
  94. Mark of the Beast
  95. Meat
  96. Meat Grinder
  97. Mom’s Homemade Slit Pie
  98. Mound
  99. Mount Pleasant
  100. Mouse
  101. Mouth-that-Cannot-Bite
  102. Muff
  103. Naf
  104. Nature’s Tufted Treasure
  105. Nest
  106. Niche
  107. Nook
  108. Nooky
  109. Notch
  110. Oat-Bin
  111. Old Mossyface
  112. Organ Grinder
  113. Oven
  114. Oyster Catcher
  115. Patch
  116. Pelt
  117. Penwiper
  118. Pie
  119. Piece
  120. Pin Cushion
  121. Pipe Cleaner
  122. Piss Flaps
  123. Pit
  124. Playpen
  125. Pocket
  126. Poke Hole
  127. Poontang
  128. Poor Man’s Blessing
  129. Prick Purse
  130. Pussy
  131. Quiff
  132. Quim
  133. Quiver
  134. Rose
  135. Screw-Hole
  136. Slash
  137. Slit
  138. Slot
  139. Snapper
  140. Snappin’ Pussy
  141. Snatch
  142. Snatch-Box
  143. Stank
  144. Steam Room
  145. Stuff
  146. Socket
  147. Sportsman’s Gap
  148. Sugar Basin
  149. Tail
  150. Temple of Low Men
  151. Tool-Chest
  152. Toy Shop
  153. Treasure Chest
  154. Trench
  155. Triangle
  156. Trim
  157. Tube
  158. Tuna Taco
  159. Tunnel
  160. Tunnel of Love
  161. Twat
  162. Tweeze
  163. Twitcher
  164. Vag
  165. Valley
  166. Venus Highway
  167. Vertical Smile
  168. Wet Cave of Lust
  169. Wooly-Booger
  170. Works
  171. Yawne
  172. Yum-Yum

Breasts

  1. Apples
  2. Balcony
  3. Balloons
  4. Bangers
  5. Bazongas
  6. Bazooms
  7. Bean Bags
  8. Big Brown Eyes
  9. Bon-Bons
  10. Boobies
  11. Boobs
  12. Bottles
  13. Boulders
  14. Bullets
  15. Bumpers
  16. Busters
  17. Butterbags
  18. Cantaloupes
  19. Gazongas
  20. Glands
  21. Globes
  22. Grapefruits
  23. Guavas
  24. Handful
  25. Hand-Warmers
  26. Headers
  27. Headlights
  28. Hills
  29. Honkers
  30. Hooters
  31. Howitzers
  32. Jaboos
  33. Jibs
  34. Jugs
  35. Jumbos
  36. Kazongas
  37. Knobs
  38. Knockers
  39. Lactoids
  40. Loaves
  41. Loblollies
  42. Love Bubbles
  43. Love Muffins
  44. Lulus
  45. Lungs
  46. Mammets
  47. Mammary Glands
  48. Mams
  49. Mangoes
  50. Meatballs
  51. Meat Loaves
  52. Melons
  53. Milk Cans
  54. Milk Shop
  55. Mounds
  56. Mount of Lilies
  57. Mountains
  58. Muffins
  59. Mulligans
  60. Murphies
  61. Nancies
  62. Nature’s Fonts
  63. Niblets
  64. Ninnies
  65. Nippers
  66. Nodules
  67. Noogies
  68. Nubbies
  69. Nuts
  70. Oranges
  71. Orbs
  72. Ottomans
  73. Pair
  74. Palookas
  75. Papayas
  76. Paps
  77. Peaches
  78. Peaks
  79. Pears
  80. Pects
  81. Peepers
  82. Pillows
  83. Pips
  84. Pokers
  85. Pontoons
  86. Potatoes
  87. Pumpkins
  88. Pumps
  89. Rib Cushions
  90. Roundies
  91. Sandbags
  92. Scones
  93. Scoops
  94. Set
  95. Shakers
  96. Shimmies
  97. Skin Sacks
  98. Snuggle Pups
  99. Spheres
  100. Spuds
  101. Stacks
  102. Stuffing
  103. Sweater Meat
  104. Sweet Rolls
  105. Swingers
  106. Tamales
  107. Tetons
  108. Tidbits
  109. Tits
  110. Titters
  111. Titties
  112. Tomatoes
  113. Tooters
  114. Torpedoes
  115. Twangers
  116. Twin Peaks
  117. Twofers
  118. Umlauts
  119. Upper Deck
  120. Waldos
  121. Warheads
  122. Warts
  123. Watermelons
  124. Whoppers
  125. Wobblers
  126. Wongas
  127. Yabbos
  128. Yams
  129. Zeppelins

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  1. john spencer says:
    July 24, 2003 at 12:22 pm

    Superb, dropped on this by accident, enlivened another boring day. How do you get in to the games programing industry? My son has been fluent in C++ since he was 15 an is currently half way through computer science at Swansea Uni. I want him to be rich so I can retire!
    Cheers
    John Spencer

  2. hannah stringfellow says:
    May 16, 2005 at 5:09 pm

    You missed U as in undercarriage that needs a service

  3. Mr Blister says:
    July 5, 2007 at 2:41 pm

    Tit synonyms – what about charlies and lils??

  4. rick bender says:
    March 7, 2008 at 7:38 pm

    breats:
    highbeams, head lights, skin balloons, floaters, bobbers, bottle caps, nippleys, nippley nipples, face plants,
    crotch:
    ussy, crotch, lower regions, under carrage, tunnel of love, sweet spot, wow, wowies hot dog hut, slip n” slide, skin tuba, french tickler, front butt, female pp, inverted penis, taco bell, cumm on i wanna lay ya,love can, cumm buckey,

  5. Luke says:
    July 9, 2008 at 7:56 am

    Some from down under- Map of Tassie (Tasmania), Axe Wound, Beef Curtains. We didn’t make these up, they are common usage here in Australia, seriously.