News: Telegraph: Elixir Of Youth

July 20th, 2007 by Richy C. Leave a reply »

As I’m in the process of slowing shutting down other sites I’ve worked on (due to time constraints), I’m reposting them here. Here’s an article from the 5th of May 2007 from “Treble R News” which was going to be a Register-esque general news site.

The Telegraph is reporting that shoppers queue for hours to buy “elixir of youth” – we could make a joke of hoping people don’t die waiting for it, but that’ll be benath us…

So have Boots really found an “Elixir of Youth” or “Philosophers Stone” (or, if you are American, Sorcerer’s Stone)? Nope – all Boot’s “secret ingredient” cream does is reduyce the depth of winkles…

I would imagine that worrying about trying to get hold of a bottle of the cream will probably make more winkles than it cures!

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