Archive for the ‘Net: Weird’ category

Weird: Egg Separator

November 23rd, 2002

Peter Petrie Egg Separator
Yuck! Further to previous thoughts, I’ve decided to create a ‘Net: Weird’ category – mainly because this strange item falls into no other category…

The Peter Petrie Egg Separator helps you separate the contents of an egg: just crack an egg into the top of it and you can pour out the albumen (white) of the egg – keeping the high-cholesterol yolk trapped inside. Ideal for omelettes, cakes or other recipes.

All well and good – except look at the design of it! It’s a hand-crafted ceramic head with a huge nose and the albumen drips through the nostrils. Just like vomit does when you are trying to keep your mouth shut – can you think of anything else more likely to put you off your food? Yuck and yuck again!

Weird: Animal “thingys”

November 20th, 2002

I swear I’ll have to make a “Net: Just plain weird” category at this rate!

Please please don’t tell me that these people are serious about selling animal shaped dildos. And, no, I’m not talking about dildos that are actually shaped like an animal – but one’s that are shaped like animal’s..erm..erm..genitalia. Yep – that’s the word I was looking for! And they’ve been designed for “usage”… They’ve even got a dog knot one and a kangaroo one (at least the shape explains why Kangaroo’s keep on hoping). Thank goodness they don’t have a blue whale one (10ft long and 1ft in diameter!).

Weird: Sick Grilling Machine

November 16th, 2002

Uck! My father’s mentioned he would like a George Foreman Baby George Lean Mean Roasting Machine (why can’t they just say ‘Grill?’) for Christmas. Uck! Yes, I know babies are the “other other white meat” (quote from ‘Fat Bastard’ in Austin Powers 2), but the fact that somebody actually sells grills to cook babies – uck and double uck!

Everyone knows babies should be boiled…. :)

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