Archive for December 4th, 2002

Fun: Things People Said

December 4th, 2002

[Things People Said]I’ve found some of the entries on the “Things People Said” site quite funny (it lists “lines spoken by people intending to say something else”).

Some of the accident reports are well known to fans of Jasper Carrott, (such as “Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.” and “The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.”) but some of the news reports are quite funny (“The driver involved in this incident asked that her gender not be revealed.” and “Seasonal weather for the time of year.”)

Search: Mozzie Awards Graphics Are Out

December 4th, 2002

[ODP editor awards]The award graphics for the ODP editor “Mozzie awards November 2002” are now available. Whilst I already knew the results from the voting it’s still nice to actually have a little ‘badge’ to show for it.
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Life: Really p–d off at ex-gf

December 4th, 2002

[Anger]I’ve just found out who sent me the flowers on the 6th of November.

My blinking ex-girlfriend. *grr*.

She came round today to drop off a book and video that an old friend borrowed (Hellraiser video and Tom Sharpe’s Indecent Exposure by the way). We started talking about her new boyfriend etcetera and the conversation just slightly drifted. She then told me she had a confession to make and that she was the one that sent me the flowers (“to play with your head and hopefully get you back with me”).
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