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Jokes: Top 10 times when the F— word was appropriately used

December 3rd, 2002

[Picasso]Quite a short entry for now as I’m absolutely worn-out (plus I’ve got several CDRs still to burn before bed). I’ll perhaps say why I’m worn out tomorrow, but for now I’ll just leave you with the Top 10 times when the F— word was used appropriately:

10. “Scattered F—-ing showers, my ass!”
– Noah, 4314 BC
9. “How the F— did you work that out?”
Pythagoras, 126 BC
8. “You want WHAT on the F—ing ceiling?”
Michelangelo, 1566
7. “Where did all those F—ing Indians come from?”
Custer, 1877
6. “It does so F—ing look like her!”
Picasso, 1926
5. “Where the F— are we?”
Amelia Earhart, 1937
4. “Any F—ing idiot could understand that.”
Einstein, 1938
3. “What the F— was that?”
– Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
2. “I need this parade like I need a F—ing hole in the head.”
JFK, 1963
1. “Aw c’mon. Who the F— is going to find out?”
Bill Clinton, 1997
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