Category: Net: Jokes

  • Funny things to do in a lift

    Shamelessly stolen from @jelly_babies twitter feed: Funny things to do in a lift: CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” # Funny things to do in a lift: MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. # Funny things to do in a lift: WHEN there’s only […]

  • Personal: You know you are getting old…

    When Policeman start looking younger You don’t remember being absentminded. You have more patience; but actually, it’s just that you don’t care any more. Your memory is shorter and your complaining is longer. You look forward to a dull evening. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. […]

  • Joke: Computer Problem Report Form

    Computer Problem Report Form 1. Describe your problem: 2. Now, describe the problem accurately: 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: 4. Problem Severity: A. Minor__ B. Minor__ C. Minor__ D. Trivial__ 5. Nature of the problem: A. Locked Up__ B. Frozen__ C. Hung__ D. Strange Smell__ 6. Is your computer plugged in? […]

  • Snippet: How To Tell if Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

    Let’s face it cat owners, we all know the little fur balls are plotting on taking over the world (I blame the Egyptians myself!). When they aren’t asking “I Can has Cheezburger?, they are working out how to get rid of us humans. Lucikly, there’s a list you can work down to try and work […]

  • Joke: 21 signs a geek girl likes you

    Like Naughty Questions asked by teacher, the following post is also shamelessly stolen borrowed from Beautiful World: 21 Signs a geek girl likes you She tells you your hard drive is much bigger than her ex-boyfriend’s. She makes a point of telling you how the system upgrade you did for her totally revolutionized her life. […]