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Month: December 2002

Joke: 6 Hangover Levels

December 7, 2002
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beer.jpgAs it’s now a little bit late for me to go out, I’ll just stay in and watch TV tonight. Drat. Oh well, at least it’ll save me from getting drunk (even though I have some Snowballs in the cupboard, 1/4 of a bottle of Absinthe and some Oyzo left). Talking of getting drunk (and what a roundabout way of getting to the subject) – I’ve recently been sent this “6 Hangover Levels” list which I found myself going “So true, check, been there” whilst reading – how about you?

1 Tankard Hangover ([*])
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You slept in your own bed and when you woke up there were no traffic cones in there with you. You are still able to function relatively well on the energy stored up from all those vodka redbulls. However, you can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel as parched as the Sahara.

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Game: Stan Skates

December 7, 2002
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[Stan Skates]I came across this little Flash game Stan Skates via User Friendly a few days ago and I’ve onyl got round to blogging about it now. Basically you control a little skateboarder (I’m guessing his name is Stan) and using the space bar, you’ve got to jump cones, tires, fire hydrants and pillar boxes. The first level is really easy, but the pillar boxes on the second level involve d–n good timing. And when you are tired, it ain’t easy…

MiniClip have a few other good games as well.

Blog: Been Busy

December 7, 2002
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[Blog Icon]Yes, yes, I know I haven’t blogged for a whole two days now, but I’ve been busy. Between sleeping (today I slept for 19 out of 24 hours for some reason), search engine optimising a clients site AND re-writing MT-RefSearch (it’ll be ready tomorrow Eliot!), I haven’t had much time really to blog. I was going to blog last night, but unfortunately, the router this server is connected to died for around 4 hours so I couldn’t access my blog to make an entry. S–ds law isn’t it?

So, just to keep the 142 daily visitors to my blog happy for the next day or so: I’ll just make a few posts before I head out. My apologies if any of you are really obsessed with me- but I hope you can understand that other work does take priority (especially when I’m being paid for it 🙂 ).

Fun: Things People Said

December 4, 2002
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[Things People Said]I’ve found some of the entries on the “Things People Said” site quite funny (it lists “lines spoken by people intending to say something else”).

Some of the accident reports are well known to fans of Jasper Carrott, (such as “Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.” and “The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.”) but some of the news reports are quite funny (“The driver involved in this incident asked that her gender not be revealed.” and “Seasonal weather for the time of year.”)