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Month: October 2008

Fun: Banned from Tescos

Dan Hardiker posted about Tesco Antics which just had me bursting out laughing. I’ve got no idea if this is fact or fiction (and isn’t it just a little scary that I can’t tell?): Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s trolleys when they weren’t looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, ‘Code 3’ in housewares….. and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he’d invite them in…