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Month: November 2008

Joke: 21 signs a geek girl likes you

Like Naughty Questions asked by teacher, the following post is also shamelessly stolen borrowed from Beautiful World: 21 Signs a geek girl likes you She tells you your hard drive is much bigger than her ex-boyfriend’s. She makes a point of telling you how the system upgrade you did for her totally revolutionized her life. She stops blogging in front of the TV and talks to you. She gets shivers up her spine when you raw-code her HTML. The first time you used the Command Prompt in front of her, she screamed in excitement. She invites you to “302 back to my place” after a night out. She doesn’t cook you dinner — she defrags your hard drive. She thinks you’re much cuter in person than in World of Warcraft. She devotes an entire blog entry to you. She invites you to a romantic night at her place that involves popcorn and Tron. She leaves you a love post – its written entirely in Visual Basic. She “casually” invites you to come with her to the next Linux Expo. She gives you her telephone number in binary. She gives you lots of link love. She regularly Diggs articles she thinks…

Joke: Naughty questions asked by teacher

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.

Teacher: What is your problem?

Bog: I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in third-grade and I’m smarter then she is. I think I should in the third-grade too.

The teacher took the boy to the Principal office.while the boy waiting in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told her that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

She agreed.

The boy was brought in and the condition were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal:What is 3×3?

Principal:What is 6×6?

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.”I think the boy can go to the third-grade”, said the principal.

The teacher said she had some of her own questions to ask.

The Principal and the boy agreed.

Teacher:What is that a cow has four and I have only two?
Boy: (after a moment) Legs.

Teacher:What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?

Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains then whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.

Books: Author Michael Crichton dies, 66

Best-selling author Michael Crichton has died in Los Angeles aged 66 after a “courageous and private battle against cancer”, his family has said. Boo! Michael Crichton got me hooked on his books with “The Andromeda Strain” and since then I’ve worked through “The Terminal Man”, “The Great Train Robbery”, “Congo”, “Sphere”, “Jurassic Park” (before and after the movies), “Eaters of the Dead” , “Rising Sun”, “Disclosure”, “The Lost World”, “Airframe” (which I re-read on a plane 😉 ), “Timeline” (very disappointed in the movie – the book had so much potential), “Prey”, “State of Fear” and most recently “Next” and I’ll probably read his next novel which is due out in May (posthumously). I loved quite a few of his movies, but just couldn’t get myself into ER. Goodbye to another great author!

Work: Still working flat out!

Sorry I haven’t been blogging much – the work hours at my new startup are only meant to be 9.30 to 6pm, but once you take into account 30 minute commutes and the fact we never finish at 6pm (7pm tonight) means I haven’t got much time to blog… But it’s certainly an exciting role and we’re still recruiting! So if you are a Flash Game Developer looking for a Permanent role in London (W1W/Great Portland Street area) or you are a Teacher specialising in Maths looking for an exciting and challenging role building an interactive learning system – get in touch via [email address removed] before the end of November! I must admit to get this role I turned down an interview at MTV for Paramount Pictures and, within the last 48 hours, I have had to say “no” to the BBC three times (twice for a permanent role and once as a contractor!). Anyway, I’m going to spend 20 minutes just writing some blog posts so I can set them to publish in the future… Keep visiting and live long and prosper!