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Joke: 21 signs a geek girl likes you

Like Naughty Questions asked by teacher, the following post is also shamelessly stolen borrowed from Beautiful World:

21 Signs a geek girl likes you

  1. She tells you your hard drive is much bigger than her ex-boyfriend’s.
  2. She makes a point of telling you how the system upgrade you did for her totally revolutionized her life.
  3. She stops blogging in front of the TV and talks to you.
  4. She gets shivers up her spine when you raw-code her HTML.
  5. The first time you used the Command Prompt in front of her, she screamed in excitement.
  6. She invites you to “302 back to my place” after a night out.
  7. She doesn’t cook you dinner — she defrags your hard drive.
  8. She thinks you’re much cuter in person than in World of Warcraft.
  9. She devotes an entire blog entry to you.
  10. She invites you to a romantic night at her place that involves popcorn and Tron.
  11. She leaves you a love post – its written entirely in Visual Basic.
  12. She “casually” invites you to come with her to the next Linux Expo.
  13. She gives you her telephone number in binary.
  14. She gives you lots of link love.
  15. She regularly Diggs articles she thinks you’ll like.
  16. You’ve overheard her telling her friends you are “so 2.0.”
  17. She always tags you for memes.
  18. She puts memory cards in your stocking for Christmas.
  19. She always sides with you when someone brings up the “Mac vs. PC” debate.
  20. She likes your black jeans.
  21. She reminisces with you about those old-school Commodores you both had as kids.

Joke: Naughty questions asked by teacher

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.

Teacher: What is your problem?

Bog: I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in third-grade and I’m smarter then she is. I think I should in the third-grade too.

The teacher took the boy to the Principal office.while the boy waiting in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told her that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

She agreed.

The boy was brought in and the condition were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal:What is 3×3?

Principal:What is 6×6?

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.”I think the boy can go to the third-grade”, said the principal.

The teacher said she had some of her own questions to ask.

The Principal and the boy agreed.

Teacher:What is that a cow has four and I have only two?
Boy: (after a moment) Legs.

Teacher:What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?

Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains then whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.

Fun: What I’ve learnt from Cats

From Davezilla :

1. New shoes are the natural repository for cats to vomit into
2. Your current reading material is the most comfortable place to take a nap
3. There is no cupboard door made that cannot be pried open with a paw
4. The ideal surface for removing clingy cat litter from paws is a laptop keyboard
5. If it can be clawed apart, it will be. If it was meant to be clawed apart, it will be ignored.
6. Catnip is exciting sure, but houseplants, now that’s a real rush.
7. Some of the scultpures in the litterbox Zen garden are deemed too important to be buried and must be shared with others
8. Open windows must be ignored until the exact second they are closed, at which time, their intrinsic value is intantly recognized
9. Chin scratching is an act which must have no ending or time limit. Ever.
10. The best time to jump up suddenly at you is while you’re completely immersed in a scary movie.
11. That we are meant to serve, not be served by, cats. Unfortunately they already know and expect this.
12. That no flower bed is sacred to an outdoor cat.
13. An indoor cat will try to ensure that no planter is sacred, if physiologically possible.
14. Curtains are but ladders to cats.
15. New furniture is the designated scratching post.
16. Shed hair and dander will travel to places and corners you thought unimaginable.