- When Policeman start looking younger
- You don’t remember being absentminded.
- You have more patience; but actually, it’s just that you don’t care any more.
- Your memory is shorter and your complaining is longer.
- You look forward to a dull evening.
- You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
- Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
- You begin every other sentence with, “Nowadays…”
- A ‘late night’ now ends at 11 pm.
- When the actor playing Doctor Who is younger than you
*sigh*
