A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
Teacher: What is your problem?
Bog: I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in third-grade and I’m smarter then she is. I think I should in the third-grade too.
The teacher took the boy to the Principal office.while the boy waiting in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told her that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.
The boy was brought in and the condition were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal:What is 3×3?
Boy:9
Principal:What is 6×6?
Boy:36
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.”I think the boy can go to the third-grade”, said the principal.
The teacher said she had some of her own questions to ask.
The Principal and the boy agreed.
Teacher:What is that a cow has four and I have only two?
Boy: (after a moment) Legs.
Teacher:What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
Boy:Pockets.
Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains then whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.