Fun: Good Woman Needed Fast

*sigh* Valentine’s Day is coming up and I’m still not sure whether or not to send my GESF a Valentine’s card or present – I doubt I’ll be receiving one anyway 🙁 But, to help prevent the same thing from happening again next year, I’m going to start advertising for a woman. Unlike the movie Birthday Girl, I’m not going to order a mail order Russian Bride, more rely on this advertisement sign which reads:

WANTED: GOOD WOMAN
Must be able to clean, cook, sew, dig worms and clean fish. Must have boat and motor.
PLEASE SEND PICTURE OF BOAT AND MOTOR

Do you think it will work? (I’ll avoid commenting on the conjunction of the word ‘good’ and the word ‘woman’ 😉 )