News: Now I’ve seen a Kiwi fl-iy!

February 24th, 2003 by Richy B. Leave a reply »

[A Kiwi on a Motorised Bar Stool]Discovered via the ODP on Ananova news: Kiwi caught speeding semi-naked on motorised bar stool!

Ok, not quite the little flightless bird, but rather a drunken New Zealander on a motorised bar stool (which can reach speeds of 50mph) being stopped by police. Oh – and by looks of things, he also had tried the old trick of “setting light to his farts” and, in true comedic style, it “back fired” and he was on the motorised stool with a burning arse!

Just when you think you’ve seen it all! Heh! John Sullivan got 200 hours of community service for driving the stool without registration or a warrant (which, I’d guess, it practically a tax disc).

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