Funny things to do in a lift

Shamelessly stolen from @jelly_babies twitter feed:

• Funny things to do in a lift: CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” #
• Funny things to do in a lift: MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. #
• Funny things to do in a lift: WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you #
• Funny things to do in a lift: Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!” #