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Funny: Funny Linux Commands
Shamelessly stolen from Frank Mash (or, as UK news organisations will probably argue, “this orphaned content found was at …”): % cat “food in cans” cat: can’t open food in cans % nice man woman No manual entry for woman. % “How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence? Unmatched “. % Unmatched “. Unmatched “. % […]
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Funny things to do in a lift
Shamelessly stolen from @jelly_babies twitter feed: Funny things to do in a lift: CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” # Funny things to do in a lift: MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. # Funny things to do in a lift: WHEN there’s only […]
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Joke: Computer Problem Report Form
Computer Problem Report Form 1. Describe your problem: 2. Now, describe the problem accurately: 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: 4. Problem Severity: A. Minor__ B. Minor__ C. Minor__ D. Trivial__ 5. Nature of the problem: A. Locked Up__ B. Frozen__ C. Hung__ D. Strange Smell__ 6. Is your computer plugged in? […]