Tag: jokes

  • Funny: Funny Linux Commands

    Shamelessly stolen from Frank Mash (or, as UK news organisations will probably argue, “this orphaned content found was at …”): % cat “food in cans” cat: can’t open food in cans % nice man woman No manual entry for woman. % “How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence? Unmatched “. % Unmatched “. Unmatched “. % […]

  • Funny things to do in a lift

    Shamelessly stolen from @jelly_babies twitter feed: Funny things to do in a lift: CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” # Funny things to do in a lift: MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. # Funny things to do in a lift: WHEN there’s only […]

  • Joke: Computer Problem Report Form

    Computer Problem Report Form 1. Describe your problem: 2. Now, describe the problem accurately: 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: 4. Problem Severity: A. Minor__ B. Minor__ C. Minor__ D. Trivial__ 5. Nature of the problem: A. Locked Up__ B. Frozen__ C. Hung__ D. Strange Smell__ 6. Is your computer plugged in? […]

  • Joke: Airlines and Operating Systems

    Tension Not.com has some very funny analogies of how airlines would operate if they were ran the way operating systems (such as Windows, Linux and Mac) do. Here’s just two examples from their list: Mac Airlines All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask […]