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Funny: Funny Linux Commands

Shamelessly stolen from Frank Mash (or, as UK news organisations will probably argue, “this orphaned content found was at …”): % cat “food in cans” cat: can’t open food in cans % nice man woman No manual entry for woman. % “How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence? Unmatched “. % Unmatched “. Unmatched “. % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change operation go?^ Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? Too many (‘s. % make love Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % !:say, what is saccharine? Bad substitute. % %blow %blow: No such job. % \(- (-: Command not found. $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ drink matter matter: cannot create $ ddate Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 69th day of Chaos in the YOLD 3176 and of course: unzip ; strip ; touch ; grep ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ; umount ; sleep Some of these work,…

Joke: Computer Problem Report Form

Computer Problem Report Form 1. Describe your problem: 2. Now, describe the problem accurately: 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: 4. Problem Severity: A. Minor__ B. Minor__ C. Minor__ D. Trivial__ 5. Nature of the problem: A. Locked Up__ B. Frozen__ C. Hung__ D. Strange Smell__ 6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__ 7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__ 8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__ 9. Have you made it worse? Yes__ 10. Have you had “a friend” who “Knows all about computers” try to fix it for you? Yes__ No__ 11. Did they make it even worse? Yes__ 12. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__ 13. Are you sure you’ve read the manual? Maybe__ No__ 14. Are you absolutely certain you’ve read the manual? No__ 15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__ 16. If ‘Yes’ then explain why you can’t fix the problem yourself. 17. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred? l8. If you answered ‘nothing’ then explain why you were logged in? l9. Are you sure you aren’t imagining the problem? Yes__ No__ 20.…

Fun: Netherlands Advert – Numa Numa

Here’s a funny advert I’ve just seen online – it’s originally from a games distributor in the Netherlands, but the look on somebody’s face on it is hilarious. Download QuickTime Movie Yes, the music in it is Numa Numa (Dragostea din tei) which rose to internet fame with Gary Brolsma in this famous video