Here’s a few good “pickup” lines I’ve found across the ‘net. I’m not one for using pickup lines myself, but let me know if any work: I especially like the first four:
- I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
- Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- I was once told that our souls had met, now only our hearts had to be introduced.
- You have the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
- Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
- You: You look like my second wife!
Other: How many times have you been married?
You: Once! - Smile if you want to sleep with me!
[Taken from Useless Thoughts]
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