Jokes: Top 10 Pickup Lines

May 14th, 2003 by Richy B. Leave a reply »

PickupHere’s a few good “pickup” lines I’ve found across the ‘net. I’m not one for using pickup lines myself, but let me know if any work: I especially like the first four:

  1. I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
  2. Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  3. I was once told that our souls had met, now only our hearts had to be introduced.
  4. You have the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across.
  5. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
  6. Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
  7. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
  8. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
  9. You: You look like my second wife!
    Other: How many times have you been married?
    You: Once!
  10. Smile if you want to sleep with me!

[Taken from Useless Thoughts]

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