Joke: Drunk Driviin’

May 11th, 2007 by Richy B. Leave a reply »

A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the

The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a
breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level.

“Oh, no,” the driver said. “I can’t do that. If I do that, I’ll have an
asthma attack and die.”

“OK,” said the officer, “let’s go down to the station and you can pee in
a cup to check your alcohol level.”

“Oh, no, I can’t do that. I’m a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar
level will go down so low that I might die.”

“Fine then. Let’s go to the station and take a blood test to check your
alcohol level.”

“Oh, no, I can’t do that. I’m a hemophiliac and I’ll never stop bleeding
if you draw my blood.

“All right then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for

“Oh, no, I can’t do that.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m drunk.”

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1 comment

  1. jamie says:

    very good joke, might use it if i get pulled. lmao

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