News: Telegraph: Elixir Of Youth

July 20th, 2007 by Richy B. Leave a reply »

As I’m in the process of slowing shutting down other sites I’ve worked on (due to time constraints), I’m reposting them here. Here’s an article from the 5th of May 2007 from “Treble R News” which was going to be a Register-esque general news site.

The Telegraph is reporting that shoppers queue for hours to buy “elixir of youth” – we could make a joke of hoping people don’t die waiting for it, but that’ll be benath us…

So have Boots really found an “Elixir of Youth” or “Philosophers Stone” (or, if you are American, Sorcerer’s Stone)? Nope – all Boot’s “secret ingredient” cream does is reduyce the depth of winkles…

I would imagine that worrying about trying to get hold of a bottle of the cream will probably make more winkles than it cures!

This post is over 6 months old.

This means that, despite my best intentions, it may no longer be accurate.

This blog holds over 12 years of archived content - during that time, I may have changed my opinion of something, technology will have advanced (and old "best standards" may no longer be the case), my technology "know how" has improved etc etc - it would probably take me a considerable amount of time to update all the archival entries: and defeat the point of keeping them anyway.

Please take these posts for what they are: a brief look into my past, my history, my journey and "caveat emptor".

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