Yes, I’ve mis-quoted Weird Al’s “Your Horoscope for today”, what ya goin do, sue me? I’m gonna sue sue, yes I’m gonna sue, Sue Sue yeah I might even sue you. Ehm.. Sorry, please don’t sue me even though I had a Weird Al moment there. To distract you – here’s something SHINY! Oooh, shinyness and KITTY! What more could somebody ask for for the weekend?
Category: Net: Fun
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
Teacher: What is your problem?
Bog: I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in third-grade and I’m smarter then she is. I think I should in the third-grade too.
The teacher took the boy to the Principal office.while the boy waiting in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told her that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
The boy was brought in and the condition were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal:What is 3×3?
Principal:What is 6×6?
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.”I think the boy can go to the third-grade”, said the principal.
The teacher said she had some of her own questions to ask.
The Principal and the boy agreed.
Teacher:What is that a cow has four and I have only two?
Boy: (after a moment) Legs.
Teacher:What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains then whitish liquid?
Go to http://producten.hema.nl/ and watch (needs Flash) – looks like a normal eCommerce site, but give it a few seconds and things start to happen…
Here’s my second submission to “I Can Haz Cheez burger”: Click to see it in all of it’s lolz goodness Have a Lol at it now (and vote for it) – and visit the image source at mfrost.typepad.com)
Dan Hardiker posted about Tesco Antics which just had me bursting out laughing. I’ve got no idea if this is fact or fiction (and isn’t it just a little scary that I can’t tell?): Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s trolleys when they weren’t looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, ‘Code 3’ in housewares….. and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he’d invite them in…