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Friday Group Therapy: Holidays

[Leather Couch]I’m still trying to do the Friday Group Therapy thing that I joined a fortnight ago – last weeks were only a day late, but since it’s practically Christmas I’m allowing myself to be slightly late.

This week, Brian has managed to think of 7 questions to do with the holiday season: yep, Crimbo time!

  1. What holiday do you celebrate this time of year and what does it mean to you?
    I celebrate Christmas (also known as ‘Crimbo’ and ‘Xmas’) although I’m aware that the Jewish faith celebrate Hanukkah. What it means to me? Well, as a Christian it means the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ (although it is well known that Jesus wasn’t born on December 25th – most likely September 29th, 5 BC, but I’ve heard even mid-January). “Christmas” as a celebration actually pre-dates Christmas and goes back to Pagan origins and hence why it is not celebrated by certain parts of Christianity – most notably the Jehovah’s Witnesses.

    What else does Christmas mean to me? Well, I suppose it goes deeper than “just religion”: Christmas has become a time of goodwill, friendship, love, caring, a time to think of others, family, and, of course, the commercialisation aspect. Yeh! I admit it, I like Christmas presents! 🙂

Joke: Santa Downsizing

[Reindeer]It seems that even Santa Claus is effected by downsizing if this email that I recently intercepted is anything to go by:

IMMEDIATE DOWNSIZING MEASURES EMPLOYED

The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole.

Streamlining is due to the North Pole’s loss of dominance of this season’s gift distribution business. Home shopping channels, the Internet, and mail order catalogues have diminished Santa’s market share. He could not sit idly by and permit further erosion of the profit picture.

Poll: Are You Crazy?

[Are You Crazy?]Here’s a little quiz from those guys off at the See-Thru site again.

The Are You Crazy? quiz starts with the introduction “Let’s fact it, crazy people rock. They get all the attention, drugs, and films made about them. Not everyone’s got what it takes be a serial killer. What about you? Are you normal? Are you on the edge? Or are you full blown crazy sexy cool?” – and with question/answer combinations such as “Which of your old childhood habits do you still secretly indulge in? Killing small animals and licking their bones” and ” often hear voices telling me that they hear voices” – it’s quite an entertaining quiz!

Somehow, however, I only managed to score 110 which is “Yawn. Sorry. You’re totally sane. You’re not even anally retentive. You might as well get married, buy a house and settle into your banality right now, you boring bastard. Oh look – you already have…”

Unless, of course, I’ve a very very cunning sociopath who knows how to play the system and look perfectly normal until I strike…