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General: Leicester Lingo

[Leicester Lingo]Ok, I’ve feeling really tired at the moment, so I’m just going to make a little entry which was sparked off via overhearing someone on the bus in town today. Therefore, for the benefit of any visitors to Leicester and Leicestershire, here’s some hints to help you:

  • “M’duck” is a form of endearment – likewise “Ay up m’duck” means “Hello” (see also: Leicester slang)
  • “Frit” means “frightened” – for example: “When Alex started coughing up blood, it really frit us” means “When Alex started coughing up blood, it really frightened us”
  • Pineapple Fritters (pineapple slices fried in batter) are available at most Fish and Chip shops – some also sell Spam or Kebab Fritters
  • If you are asking for directions in Leicester, do not ask for Belvoir Street or Belvoir Castle (home to the Duke and Duchess of Rutland): instead ask for “Beaver Street” or “Beaver Castle” (blame the French: but it does mean ‘Beautiful View’)
  • Despite what the Town Hall Square branch of Barclays bank appears to claim – they do not have cash machines every where. The Bank is on a corner and hence their cash machines are on a street actually called ‘Every Street’.
  • If you were reading the Merc in the Royal to see what City were doing – then you’ll be reading the local newspaper (The Leicester Mercury) in the Leicester Royal Infirmary Hospital (also known as the ‘LRI’) to see what the Leicester City Football Club (a.k.a. LCFC) were doing
  • Granby Halls is no longer standing, but the pay and display car-park which is now in its place can be found by the Tigers ground (Leicester City Rugby Union Football Club) at the junction of Aylstone Road (prounced Ale-ston) and Welford Road – just opposite the LRI.
  • The “Golden Mile” is, in fact, Belgrave Road – it got that nick name because of its many Asian jewellery shops
  • Charles Street Cop Shop” (and sometimes just ‘Charles Street’) refers to the Police Station on the corner of Charles Street, St. Georges Way and St. Georges Street (opposite the train station and the Leicester Mercury building). The Leicestershire police are also known by their distinctive telephone number “7 2s” – 222 2222.
  • Famous historical people from Leicester include Daniel Lambert (“Britain’s fattest man” with a waist of 3.1meters), the 9 day Queen of England – Lady Jane Grey (her ruins of her family home can still be found in Bradgate Park), and Joseph Carey Merrick (more popularly known as ‘The Elephant Man’)
  • Other famous people include Gary Lineker (ex-England footballer and now TV personality), Engelbert Humperdinck (singer), Sir Richard ‘Dickie’ Attenborough (actor/director)

Personal: Postal Delays

[Parcel with a map]It seems the package I sent by Special Delivery yesterday failed to arrive on time (“we’ll give you your money back if we haven’t attempted to deliver your item by 12 noon”). Between 11am and midday, I was talking to my GESF and then she had to go and do something – but before she went, she confirmed that the parcel hadn’t been delivered nor had a card been put through the door (and she had been in all day). However, she did tell me that the presents I sent her on Saturday finally arrived (6 days after posting).

So, I tootle off to the Royal Mail’s Track And Trace service to see exactly what has happened. What did it say? “A delivery was attempted for your item with reference [PACKAGE NUMBER] in [GESF’S TOWN] before 11:45 on 20/12/02 and we have advised the recipient that the item is now at their local Royal Mail enquiry office.” *shocked*

Blog: How My Blog Works

[My blog coming out of a top hat]To satisfy Neil‘s curiosity, here’s how my blog works…

Basically, it runs on the Movable Type blog content management system (which uses MySQL and Perl) on a Debian Linux server running the Apache web server. The web pages it outputs are made into PHP files (using Apache’s mod_mime extension with .htaccess functionality to force the .html extension files to be interpreted as PHP).

I’ve used PHP to help split the site down into several extra “template” files – therefore if I want to make a change to the title bar of the site or to the column which runs down the side – then I just change the appropriate template file, “rebuild” it and the entire site is dynamically re-updated.

That’s the basics: now onto the more complicated stuff…

Weird: Real Hamsters!

[Hamsters]After a little “something” for Crimbo/Xmas (depending on which side of the Atlantic you are from)? All alone at home? Well, have I got the perfect gift for you!

The Real Hamster is “the world’s finest love hamster” and is realistic, lifesize, lifelike (“anatomically correct, if better endowed than most real hamsters”), beautiful, and elastic (“remains tight even after millions of operations”).

Yep, just like that strange human-shaped Real Doll you can get (sorry – no link’s as it’s a bit “too” Adult for linking from here: but use Google), you can select the “Body Type” you want, “Head Type”, fur, nose and eye colour/color as well as any “extras”.

So, if you love animals in more than “one way” and don’t want to break the law – then order away!

Oh, and the “Original Dancing Hampsters” have a Christmas dance (you can still see the original hamster dance at a number of mirror sites). Ahh – listening to that little clip made me get out my copy of Cognoscenti Vs Intelligentsia which was a single by the Cuban Boys with a “full length” song of the Hamster Dance.