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Blog: Been Busy

December 7, 2002
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[Blog Icon]Yes, yes, I know I haven’t blogged for a whole two days now, but I’ve been busy. Between sleeping (today I slept for 19 out of 24 hours for some reason), search engine optimising a clients site AND re-writing MT-RefSearch (it’ll be ready tomorrow Eliot!), I haven’t had much time really to blog. I was going to blog last night, but unfortunately, the router this server is connected to died for around 4 hours so I couldn’t access my blog to make an entry. S–ds law isn’t it?

So, just to keep the 142 daily visitors to my blog happy for the next day or so: I’ll just make a few posts before I head out. My apologies if any of you are really obsessed with me- but I hope you can understand that other work does take priority (especially when I’m being paid for it 🙂 ).

Fun: Things People Said

December 4, 2002
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[Things People Said]I’ve found some of the entries on the “Things People Said” site quite funny (it lists “lines spoken by people intending to say something else”).

Some of the accident reports are well known to fans of Jasper Carrott, (such as “Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.” and “The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.”) but some of the news reports are quite funny (“The driver involved in this incident asked that her gender not be revealed.” and “Seasonal weather for the time of year.”)

Life: Really p–d off at ex-gf

December 4, 2002
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[Anger]I’ve just found out who sent me the flowers on the 6th of November.

My blinking ex-girlfriend. *grr*.

She came round today to drop off a book and video that an old friend borrowed (Hellraiser video and Tom Sharpe’s Indecent Exposure by the way). We started talking about her new boyfriend etcetera and the conversation just slightly drifted. She then told me she had a confession to make and that she was the one that sent me the flowers (“to play with your head and hopefully get you back with me”).

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Jokes: Top 10 times when the F— word was appropriately used

December 3, 2002
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[Picasso]Quite a short entry for now as I’m absolutely worn-out (plus I’ve got several CDRs still to burn before bed). I’ll perhaps say why I’m worn out tomorrow, but for now I’ll just leave you with the Top 10 times when the F— word was used appropriately:

10. “Scattered F—-ing showers, my ass!”
– Noah, 4314 BC
9. “How the F— did you work that out?”
– Pythagoras, 126 BC
8. “You want WHAT on the F—ing ceiling?”
– Michelangelo, 1566
7. “Where did all those F—ing Indians come from?”
– Custer, 1877
6. “It does so F—ing look like her!”
– Picasso, 1926
5. “Where the F— are we?”
– Amelia Earhart, 1937
4. “Any F—ing idiot could understand that.”
– Einstein, 1938
3. “What the F— was that?”
– Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
2. “I need this parade like I need a F—ing hole in the head.”
– JFK, 1963
1. “Aw c’mon. Who the F— is going to find out?”
– Bill Clinton, 1997