Category: Net: Fun

I’ve been reading Davezilla’s blog for a while now, but when he started talking about his 13th worst date ever, I felt really sorry for the bloke. Imagine having a date where your partner’s family only speak Klingon at home? Horrifying! (at least to me). Luckily, once I had read his archive of worst dates it all became clear…

Warning: Do not read his worst date archives if you happen to be having a drink at the same time!

I’ve been a fan of The Everyday Happenings of Weebl (and sometimes weebles friend Bob + Hairy Lee) site (a Flash cartoon strip about two “weebles” and their antics: quite funny plot lines, good background music and the speech is quite funny as well) for quite a few weeks now and I just can’t wait for the next instalment (at the moment, there’s a filler strip about penguins). If you can’t remember, Weebles were those children’s pointy ended, round-bottomed toys from yester-year that you could push and just wouldn’t fall down.

Anyway, I came across their forums and this doctored photo of a “pony-girl”. Ok, it’s been doctored/Photo-shopped in the way that it’s had a pie added to it (read Weeble+Bob and you’ll understand why), but I wonder where the original photo came from… Does any one know?

Gretchen has blogged about this page showing a photographic history of Michael Jackson‘s Face that she found via an entry at Ain’t Too Proud To Blog.

Personally, I do think that the photo of him on this Reuters news article does show Darwin’s theory of Evolution in reverse…All together now, sing: “I wanna walk like you, talk like you, it’s true…”

By now you all may have heard of “Andy’s Computer” being built by Lego-men (see one of these mirrors for pictures of it being built). But what do the little people do on their days off? Smoke illegal substances of course! I’ve tried it twice, and believe me I think it’s overrated-Kid’s don’t both, it ain’t worth the cash.

On one of the editor forums at the ODP, a fellow editor posted this list of subtitles for films that have been translated from English to Chinese and back again:

1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3. Gun wounds again?
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.
6. Damn, I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
7. Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. Quiet or I’ll blow your throat up.
10. You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.
11. I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!
12. You daring lousy guy.
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
14. I have been scared sh*tless too much lately.
15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!
16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynaecologist for a thorough extermination.