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Richy's Random Ramblings

Fun: DaveZilla and his weird dates

I’ve been reading Davezilla’s blog for a while now, but when he started talking about his 13th worst date ever, I felt really sorry for the bloke. Imagine having a date where your partner’s family only speak Klingon at home? Horrifying! (at least to me). Luckily, once I had read his archive of worst dates it all became clear…

Warning: Do not read his worst date archives if you happen to be having a drink at the same time!

Weird: Animal “thingys”

I swear I’ll have to make a “Net: Just plain weird” category at this rate!

Please please don’t tell me that these people are serious about selling animal shaped dildos. And, no, I’m not talking about dildos that are actually shaped like an animal – but one’s that are shaped like animal’s..erm..erm..genitalia. Yep – that’s the word I was looking for! And they’ve been designed for “usage”… They’ve even got a dog knot one and a kangaroo one (at least the shape explains why Kangaroo’s keep on hoping). Thank goodness they don’t have a blue whale one (10ft long and 1ft in diameter!).

Spam: Nigerian Jerry Duruibe: Day 5

When I left my spammer friend Jerry yesterday, I was preparing for “my trip to New Zealand” but he’s still interested in having me assist him in claiming the money for my “relative” Albert Pilchard. Basically, this “instalment” (as it is beginning to seem a very poor soap opera) is just me sending off the “claim form” and us both trying to put pressure on each other to move things along a bit faster.