Fun: Chinese to English Subtitles

November 13th, 2002 by Richy B. No comments »

On one of the editor forums at the ODP, a fellow editor posted this list of subtitles for films that have been translated from English to Chinese and back again:

  1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
  2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
  3. Gun wounds again?
  4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
  5. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.
  6. Damn, I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
  7. Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.
  8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
  9. Quiet or I’ll blow your throat up.
  10. You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.
  11. I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!
  12. You daring lousy guy.
  13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
  14. I have been scared sh*tless too much lately.
  15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!
  16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
  17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
  18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
  19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
  20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynaecologist for a thorough extermination.

Spam: Nigerian Jerry Duruibe: Day 1

November 13th, 2002 by Richy B. 4 comments »

Damn. Just as soon as I get rid of one spammer, another one comes along to take his place. Admittedly, this one isn’t “bulk-spamming” me, but wants to rip me off to the tune of several thousand pounds (and maybe my life) – if the Nigerian 419 spam is anything to go by. Yep, this one is also from Nigeria (even though it’s come from a Romania domain), but this one sounds slightly more convincing and even I had to take a second look at “Jerry Duruibe”‘s email…
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Spam: N ENZO & CO, Part II

November 13th, 2002 by Richy B. No comments »

I’ve had a partial resolve to the spam I had yesterday from N.Enzo and Co. Basically, it’s stopped but I’m still not sure exactly who “N.Enzo and Co” are. A search on doesn’t show any ‘Enzo’ living in Colchester 🙁
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Game: Fling that Cow!

November 13th, 2002 by Richy B. 2 comments »

Cow Flinging is such fun! Just click on the catapulte to fire your cow towards to bulls-eye. The closer you get to the centre, the more points (up to fifty) you get. After several goes, I managed to score a massive 390 (out of 500). Until I worked out that you need to release the cow after around 4 seconds (it doesn’t seem too static) I wasn’t doing too well.

Fun: Pick On George Bush!

November 12th, 2002 by Richy B. No comments »

[Click to zoom]I’ve come across a couple of sites today poking fun at George W. Bush (did you know the ‘W’ stood for Walker?’). Whilst I know it’s not a new occurance, the site posted by UserFriendly is quite fun – “Make Your Own Bush Speech” (where you join up words and phrases to make Dubya speak).

And Joho has blogged with this picture Dubya with a pair of binoculars. But click on the picture (to get a bigger view) and look at the lens cap of the binocs… And the Americans trust him to run their country? 🙂


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