News: Condom Testing

November 17th, 2002 by Richy B. 2 comments »

Following on from a link on Yahoo! News about Condomi (a condom manufacturer) looking for condom testers, I decided to see exactly how “intimate” the questions were on their detailed questionnaire to apply (considerings over 10,000 sexually active men and women have already applied I would guess they have a good idea of people’s sex lifes by now).
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Personal: Too tired

November 16th, 2002 by Richy B. No comments »

Blarg! I was planning on actually going “out on the town” tonight, but since it’s now 10.15pm and I’m still in my dressing gown I think it’s doubtful that I’m going out now. To think, I was awake around 8am this morning after having a couple of slightly strange dreams (one about a possible horror movie theme and the other about a new lift/elevator design: don’t ask!), but after having pancakes for lunch I thought “Hmm, I’ll go out tonight and I may need my energy”. So I set the alarm on my phone for 4.30pm and went back to bed around 2.30pm: good two hours sleep so I thought.

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Well…then a friend sent me a couple of emails to one of my HotMail accounts – which sent an alert SMS text messages to my phone – briefly waking me up, and then my Mum called asking if I could add the Westlife – Unbreakable: The Greatest Hits album to my already large Amazon.co.uk order. Now it’s 3pm so I decide to set my alarm for 5pm. I set it, double-check it (yep, “Alarm is set”, yep time is 5_pm_) and head back to dreamland. 9pm I wake up with no recollection of my phone alarm going off. Ooops!

Oh well, such is life I suppose. I’m not sure whether to continue writing some PHP code (I was considering watching Have I Got News For You, but it isn’t on tonight due to yesterday being Children In Need night), watch a video, read a book or just go back to bed… The plan for tomorrow is to tidy the house a bit, call my GESF, maybe call my ex-fiancee (I’ve heard she’s been asking about me) and prepare to go to Karaoke on Monday night (as it’s been nearly a fortnight since I got those flowers from “Kim” and I’ve heard nothing from her since and Monday night it, IMHO, my best chance of bumping into her).

Weird: Sick Grilling Machine

November 16th, 2002 by Richy B. No comments »

Uck! My father’s mentioned he would like a George Foreman Baby George Lean Mean Roasting Machine (why can’t they just say ‘Grill?’) for Christmas. Uck! Yes, I know babies are the “other other white meat” (quote from ‘Fat Bastard’ in Austin Powers 2), but the fact that somebody actually sells grills to cook babies – uck and double uck!

Everyone knows babies should be boiled…. 🙂

Fun: Weeble+Bob

November 16th, 2002 by Richy B. No comments »

[Weeble from Weeble+Bob]I’ve been a fan of The Everyday Happenings of Weebl (and sometimes weebles friend Bob + Hairy Lee) site (a Flash cartoon strip about two “weebles” and their antics: quite funny plot lines, good background music and the speech is quite funny as well) for quite a few weeks now and I just can’t wait for the next instalment (at the moment, there’s a filler strip about penguins). If you can’t remember, Weebles were those children’s pointy ended, round-bottomed toys from yester-year that you could push and just wouldn’t fall down.

Anyway, I came across their forums and this doctored photo of a “pony-girl”. Ok, it’s been doctored/Photo-shopped in the way that it’s had a pie added to it (read Weeble+Bob and you’ll understand why), but I wonder where the original photo came from… Does any one know?

Spam: Nigerian Jerry Duruibe: Day 4

November 16th, 2002 by Richy B. 4 comments »

Jerry Duruibe (see day three, day two or day one), a Nigerian “lawyer” now wants to speak to me concerning the will of my late relative “Albert Pilchard”. Those of you who have been following the story so far will be aware that it’s all a bit of a windup at the spammer’s cost.
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