Archive for February, 2004

Diet: Sun 22 Feb

February 22nd, 2004

Allowed amounts (Guideline Daily Amounts):
2,500 calories
95g fat
7g salt

Amount eaten:
3xWeetabix Biscuits with milk (approx 192calories/1.5g fat)
1xIceland Good Choice Garlic Baguette (488 calories/12g fat/2.7g salt)
1xTesco HealthyLiving Chicken Salsa Pizza (418 calories/5.5g fat/1.5g salt)
3 Pancakes consisting of:
Greens Batter Mix (296 calories/9g fat)
1xMedium Fresh Free Range Egg (73.5 calories, 5.4g fat, 0.2g salt)
4 teaspoons sugar (64 calories)

Measurable Levels:
1,531.5 calories, 33.4g fat, 4.4g salt

Joke(?): Obituary Of Common Sense

February 22nd, 2004

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend
by the name of Common Sense who has been with us
for many years. No one knows for sure how old he
was since his birth records were long ago lost in
bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having
cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come
in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and
that life isn’t always fair.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial
policies (don’t spend more than you earn) and
reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are
in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well
intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in
place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended
from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a
teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only
worsened his condition.

It declined even further when schools were required
to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student;
but, could not inform the parents when a student became
pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common sense lost the will to live as the Ten
Commandments became contraband; churches became
businesses; and criminals received better treatment than
their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman
failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot,
she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge
settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents,
Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter,
Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by
two stepbrothers; My Rights and Im a Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still know him pass this on, if not
join the majority and do nothing.

Diet: Sat 21st Feb

February 21st, 2004

Allowed amounts (Guideline Daily Amounts):
2,500 calories
95g fat
7g salt

Amount eaten:
4 tacos consisting of a total:
50g cheese (214 calories, 18.5g fat)
50g Taco Shells (239 calories, 11.4g fat)
10g Seasoing Mix (33.4 calories, 0.4g fat)
100g Skinless Chicken Mini Fillets (101 calories, 0.8g fat)
Amount in Tacos: (587 calories, 31.1g fat)
1x2litre Orange and Banana Juice (540 calories, 0g fat)
1xTesco HealthyLiving Carrot + Orange Cake Slice (80 calories, 0.8g fat)

Measurable levels:
1207 calories, 31.9g fat

Phew! Back down to “half measures” now.

Diet: Fri 20th Feb

February 20th, 2004

Allowed amounts (Guideline Daily Amounts):
2,500 calories
95g fat
7g salt

Amount eaten:
1xTesco Ultra Slim Meal Replacement Drink (225 cals, 3g fat, 0.2g salt)
2xTesco HealthyLiving Carrot + Orange Cake Slices (total: 160 cals, 1.6g fat, 0.1g salt)
1xTesco HealthyLiving Italian Spaghetti Bolognese (326 cals, 8.8g fat, 2.1g salt)
2xMedium Bananas (total: 212 cals, 2g fat)
2xInstant Black Coffees
1xSmall cone of Chips (approx 578 cals, 31.1g fat) [figures from Calorie Count]
1xSmall Ham and Pineapple Pizza (approx 1470 cals, 42.8g fat) [based on Pizza with Cheese, Meat and Vetetables]
2xpints Diet Coke Coca-cola (14 cals, 0g fat)

Measurable levels:
2,985 calories, 89.3g fat, 2.4g salt

Aargh – avoid take away chips and pizzas!

Exercise:
Speed Dating in Nottingham – does talking to 16 different women for around 6 minutes each count? Probably not…

Diet: Thu 19th Feb

February 19th, 2004

Allowed amounts (Guideline Daily Amounts):
2,500 calories
95g fat
7g salt
Height: 6ft 2in
Weight: 196pounds (14stone)

Amount eaten:
2xTesco Ultra Slim Meal Replacement Drinks (total: 450 cals, 6g fat, 0.4g salt)
3xTesco HealthyLiving Carrot + Orange Cake Slices (total: 240 cals, 2.4g fat, 0.3g salt)
1xTesco HealthyLiving Farmhouse Hash (279 cals, 8.1g fat, 2.1g salt)
1xMedium Banana (106 cals, 1g fat) [source Calorie Lab]
3xcups Instant Black Coffee
7xChocolate Bourbon Cream biscuits (total of 462 cals, 20.3g fat)
1×1.5lite White Cranberry and Peach Water (460 cals)

Measurable levels:
1,997 calories, 37.8g fat, 2.8g salt

Exercise: 4mile walk (376 calories burnt) [reference: IndiaDiets]

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